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Bad Auto Haiku

steverstever Viva Las CrucesPosts: 44,411
Sneakers (aka PF_Flyer) started this topic years ago but the original seems to be lost in the ether.

The rules are simple and we'll use the common Americanized version - 3 lines. The first line should contain five (5) syllables, the second line seven (7) syllables, and the third line five (5) syllables.

Since this is a car forum, your imagery should be auto related.

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  • steverstever Viva Las CrucesPosts: 44,411
    Toyota Prius
    Run silent, run deep, run cheap
    Battery dead. Walk.

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  • PF_FlyerPF_Flyer Pennsylvania Furnace, PAPosts: 6,345
    Shoveling money
    Solving the problem or not?
    Build some cars we want!

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  • larsblarsb Posts: 8,204
    First time since Fifty
    Toyota losing money
    Hybrids on death bed?

    Two years ago had
    Billions in the Tokyo banks
    Now where is that cash?

    The buyers have said
    We want plug-in Prius now
    Why can't I buy one?
  • steverstever Viva Las CrucesPosts: 44,411
    My tough Nissan Quest
    over ten years old now. Yikes!
    Still runs. What to buy?

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  • fezofezo Manahawkin, NJPosts: 10,044
    Tsk. Tsk. Too bad you can't find the history or you'd see the original "Bad Car Haiku" started by some guy named fezo.....

    Sneakers, however, perfected it.

    Now I have to get my brain working. I'll be back!
    2013 Mazda 5 Grand Touring, 2010 Toyota Prius IV. 2007 Toyota Camry XLE, 2004 Toyota Camry LE, 1999 Mazda Miata
  • steverstever Viva Las CrucesPosts: 44,411
    Aha, I've been blaming the wrong guy and it's all your fault.

    Fezo's Windstall did.
    Stall that is. A lot. Honda?
    I bet that's your ride.

    Some things are probably better off left lost in the archives. :P

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  • fezofezo Manahawkin, NJPosts: 10,044
    I suppose that's so....

    "They'd be no threat to me. I have a black belt in Haiku. And a black vest in the cleaners." - Tom Robbins
    2013 Mazda 5 Grand Touring, 2010 Toyota Prius IV. 2007 Toyota Camry XLE, 2004 Toyota Camry LE, 1999 Mazda Miata
  • Look to Europe now
    One can see all electric
    B Zero its name

    2011 Kia Soul Sport 5-speed

  • PF_FlyerPF_Flyer Pennsylvania Furnace, PAPosts: 6,345
    It's fan-dam-tas-tic
    SO simple and SO easy
    The HHO scam

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  • steverstever Viva Las CrucesPosts: 44,411
    Monroney Sticker.
    After the dealer got through
    More Money Sticker.

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  • fezofezo Manahawkin, NJPosts: 10,044
    Chrysler begs more cash
    Four billion plus five billion
    Soon be real money.
    2013 Mazda 5 Grand Touring, 2010 Toyota Prius IV. 2007 Toyota Camry XLE, 2004 Toyota Camry LE, 1999 Mazda Miata
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