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Quintessential Mid 90's Loser Cars
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girlfriendwife had one of these sad things when I met her.Her car was an orange-reddish color with the clearcoat flaking off it everywhere and the window trim dry-rotting. It had to be towed away from behind my house twice when it refused to start so I could get my car out of the garage so I could get to work. She wisely replaced it with a new 2001 Chevrolet Impala.
With a 5-speed it was actually a zippy little car but absolutely useless in the snow. I don't know if it would qualify as a "loser car" though, The Escort sold in big numbers and the Tracer was just a clone.
And people who pay that site to get information that is ACTUALLY free on annualcreditreport.com are the real losers.
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The wonderful thing about this topic is that everyone gets to dredge up the absolute worst picture of whatever car they are panning, and some are downright funny! That pic of the Spectrum is hilarious! :-)
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For comparison, here's a '91:
When those N-bodies were redesigned for 1992, the Grand Am was a smash hit, but the Olds (with a name change from Calais to Achieva) and Skylark were miserable sellers. Style-wise, I think the Achieva coupe is the best of the bunch...
...but I'm sure it was just as miserable as the others.
I had a 1992 Pontiac Grand Am rental car in California years ago, and hated it with a passion. I thought it was cool at first, because I was originally supposed to get a Dodge Colt, but they didn't have any so I got an "upgrade". If you could call it that. :lemon:
Is that a pattern I see developing?
I think that we have to put ourselves into the girlfriend's perspective when judging the Losermobile small cars....
If you know nothing about cars, and accept the idea that the boyfriend doesn't have a lot of money -
Would you choose to date the guy with the Geo Metro or his twin brother who drives a Subaru Justy?
Just(y) sayin' :P
Subaru's are cool now, but back in 1990?
EDIT -
Upon reflection though, I think that the current "Loser Leader" is probably the Suzuki X90.... With the Geo, you come off as being cheap or poor.... with the Subaru, you're obviously poor and excentric... but what are you if you deliberately buy THIS for yourself:
Most of those sedans may be boring but none of the recent posts really say "loser" to me.
I think the parameters requested are 90's cars that a loser would have, especially if it was being driven today.
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And the Breeze/Sirrus/Stratus triplets were somewhat horrible. But I guess the rear-ends of these cars were fashionable enough for Chris Bangle to ape them and make the Bangle Butt BMW 5-series some years back.
Thing is, if any of these piles, I mean cars, were given to us back then we would have driven them in a heartbeat. Ride or walk / leave it or love it.
Are we getting paid for this?
Kia Sephia - it's a Kia, so to most people it's even a lower class car than a Hyundai. It's a Sephia - a name that hasn't been around in years, and it looks dopey.
Lincoln Continental (1994) - a half [non-permissible content removed] interpretation of a bygone era. You drive one today and people will think that your dead uncle left you this car in his will, or people will think that you think that by driving this car people think that you have money and your car is on par with luxury sedans of today. (if that makes sense)
1995 Oldsmobile Ninety Eight - to anyone over 30 it may not be a bad or embarassing car. To anyone under 30, they wouldn't be caught dead in one. The name Oldsmobile alone means to most youngsters that it was not just your father's Olds but your grandfather's Olds. The weird "98" model designation, if its meant to connect to the glory days of Olds in the past, won't connect with any youth today, and neither will the awkward in my opinion styling.
1995 Pontiac Grand Am - the plastic cladding was Poncho's trademark of the 80s and 90s. A step up from a Sunfire, with styling that almost tries to hard to look cool. If you soup one up you deserve to be shunned from your village.
A couple nominees from early and late 90s:
1991 Chevy Suburban - although the newer models have modern and more accpeted looks, and these oldies may be good off road, great workhorses, and have a small following, to most people they conjure up images of gun toting trailer park living rednecks. Pull up in downtown in one of these babies with peeled paint and rusty fenders, and get disowned by your friends instantly.
2000 Toyota Echo coupe - LOSER CAR OF THE 00s? - I felt sorry for high school kids who wished for a Paseo or Celica and got this instead. Not even a Corolla but this ugly Echo. To add insult to injury the parents compromised and got them a "coupe" because coupes are sportier by nature, and so the kid won't feel like they're driving a family 4 door sedan. But this Echo coupe is anything but sporty. In fact I think it looks even uglier than a 4 door Echo. The tall cabin, tiny wheels, and huge rear end make this one of the ugliest cars of this decade IMO.
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Yep, mine too, though it was a regular '94 Caravan, not the Grand. We got ~174K miles out of ours. It may not have been an exciting vehicle, but I definitely wouldn't consider it a loser.
I feel sorry for anyone who wished for a Paseo and got one!
There was, of course, an alternative--the Hyundai Scoupe.
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Oddly though, stepping down a notch, I preferred the 88 to the LeSabre.
I'll still never forget one time I saw one of those Taurinentals on the DC Beltway...as I was coming up behind it I initially thought it was a Spirit or Acclaim...until I passed by it and saw the Lincoln styling cues! My real estate agent had one, and it must have had the bad air suspension, because it was sitting really low in the back.
I really liked that V-8 1995 style when it came out.
Say what you will about the Paseo, but at least it had fairly normal boring styling and ran like a Toyota. The Echo is maybe the biggest styling miss Toyota has ever had, and that's SAYING something. Cutting out two doors and calling it a coupe was a misnomer of an extreme order.
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Might as well say "Wagon Queen Family Truckster" on the tailgate and "Griswold" on the license plate. . .
I thought the Accord wagons, especially the 89 - 93 models were the best looking of that time period. :shades:
Someone wanted a pic of the 1st gen Tiburon, here it is:
I never liked the styling of these. They had tall front fenders, with that tallness even more defined with those bulky fenders flares. They looked even uglier when they received the 4 headlamp treatment. What a horrible looking thing: :surprise:
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To me this is one reason the Suzukis rate as great loser cars - weird Japanese styling with none of the reliability. I'm with the X90 as the winning loser so far.
A lot of those American nominations don't work for me nearly as well because they could blend into a crowd. You'd never say that about the X90.
Function has to trump form when designing station wagons....
i don't know what I would nominate as Toyota's second ugliest car of all time. I am particularly UNfond of the current "bathtub" SC430......
there are those that will immediately say the original xB, but THAT model found lots and lots of the very customers it was intended for - young people who thought it was JDM-weird and loved it.
The "less ugly" current xB is bought by old people downsizing from their 90s SUV.
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The Genesis is a huge step forward style-wise. :shades:
And if you are still driving one of these today? Whoa, you really DO have it hard!
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If only the D-pillar could have been more normal.
It also just looks odd the way the beltline kicks up at the final roof pillar (on a wagon do you call that the "D" pillar?) And the rear end is too vertical, which just throws the lines off.
In contrast, I think GM's "rolling supossitory" 1991-96 wagons are much better integrated when it comes to styling. They do look a bit fat though, partly because the front and rear taper so sharply, yet through the midsection they're probably as wide as permissible without having them classified as trucks. And I also don't like the skirted look of the rear wheel openings. And the back door windows only roll down about 1/3 of the day, so if you buy one of these things used, pray it has functioning a/c if you regularly carry back seat passengers!
As for Ford's big wagons, they quit making them after 1991, and they really didn't look that drastically different from a 1979...or the Wagon Queen Family truckster! I don't think you could specifiy metallic pea by 1991, although they had a pretty sweet Antarctic Blue. :P Their styling was almost brick-like, but then so were the sedans. And the 2-doors were so boxy I hesitate to call them coupes...they were really 2-door sedans. But not really ugly IMO.
I agree on that SC430. First time I saw one, I thought it was some kind of Hyundai! Not only ugly, but IMO downscale-looking. And I usually see old ladies that have been out in the sun too long and refuse to let their hair go natural driving them.
As for the xB, it really doesn't bother me. I always took it to be a scaled-down, less-aerodynamic Astro. It's a little bulky up front in the bumper, but otherwise it doesn't really move me either way.
One Lexus I REAAALLY didn't like the style of was the ES330, which I think came out around 2003? I didn't like the peeled-back headlights, the puckered little grille, the too-high beltline, or really, anything about the car. I always liked the older ES300 though, which had a clean, sleek look to it. I also like that "pillared hardtop" look with the frameless door windows and recessed B-pillar that give it a clean, airy look.
The '92-9? Achieva sedan looked like a baby 98. By contrast, I agree with andre, that the Achieva coupe looked pretty good for its day.
Scoupe was a terrible name too - very easy to rhyme :shades:
But judging by the final product, I think it likely that the same design team did both generations, don't you? ;-)
I was ROTFLMAO when you called the 91-96 GM wagons "rolling suppositories"! It seems so appropriate somehow!
But it goes to show that you have to look to the Germans for stylish wagons. And those are much smaller wagons, so it's not exactly apples to apples. I forget, was there ever such a thing as an S-class wagon? Not here I'm sure, but perhaps in Europe? And there have been E-class wagons in the States in the past, but is there one offered now? I don't think so, but MB isn't centered in my radar so I can't be sure....
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Agreed 100%. I still rate them as one of my fav all time wagons.
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If anything though, that gives me a newfound respect for the Camry. For having a wheelbase that tiny, the car was very roomy inside. Also, the wagon offered a 3rd seat, which I didn't realize until I read it. That's probably why the proportioning is so awkward, to allow for that third row. And the wagon is about 189 inches long. Basically, a midsized car on a compact car wheelbase, so it's really hard to make something like that look pretty. FWIW, the sedan was about 187" long, but having less mass up high, I think the sedan looked better balanced.
The one design that looked really awkward from the rear (now that we're talking about suppossitories :P ) was the last gen Buick Riviera. It had a nice overall shape, and looked great from most angles:
But looked awful from the back. The extreme tapering at the end of the long trunk made the narrow back look like it came from a subcompact.
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Another S Class wagon
One more - pix are too big for the page
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And, don't disparage either Hyundai or Kia today, as their perception in the marketplace is very rapidly changing. Kia's a big-time player in Europe. Drive a Hyundai Genesis, it will change the way you think about the brand.
It's difficult to overcome the '80s products, but "it ain't the '80s anymore." A colleague's husband is a Service Manger at a large Toyota dealership in Florida. Guess what car his wife drives, not a Toyota, but new Kia Optima. Interesting...
It's uncanny how imports are mostly absent from the suggestions so far.
Ditto the same-vintage Elantra. But that X90 is still in the lead. Pity it was such a rare car to begin with - there may be none at all left on the road today.
2014 Mini Cooper (stick shift of course), 2016 Camry hybrid, 2009 Outback Sport 5-spd (keeping the stick alive)
Also, I had an '88 Celebrity Eurosport 4dr, with the 2.8L multi-port V-6. Nothing to look at but it got me where I needed to go and was stone reliable. Although I recall some co-ed's on a visit back to campus refering to my buddy and I as "narc's" when we hit on them from the Euro. Good Times!
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