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- Mini Cooper S; parts of other cars
I try not to laugh when I see one, I really do.
Oh c'mon, give him SOME credit.
Actually I read somewhere that even squirrels with 20-20 vision forget about 75% of the locations where they bury their nuts.
Man, I leave the computer for a minute to get a cup of coffee, and breld buys another car. It's like going to the rest room at the ballpark and missing a grand slam....
Here is the best part. Went back out to run an errand and the check engine light is on. lolQuick get out the black electrical tape before you-know-who notices!
TA-DA! I'm green with envy right now. My sunroof isn't quite doing it for me in this glorious Norcal weather.
Besides I'm only allowed to drive V8 stickshift cars under adult supervision. Last one I had...well...I was bad....I was real bad.....
GOOD ANGEL (on right shoulder): You know, Shifty, you are on public roads, and driving too fast is simply irresponsibile...
BAD ANGEL (on left shoulder) Oh, right, listen to little goody two wings over there. Man, there isn't a car or a house or an animal within miles of this road. Punch it a little, you weenie. After all, this is why you bought the darn thing....
GA: Shifty, remember the last time on that curvy mountain road when you almost cleaved the mirror off that RV coming around a blind curve?
BA: And whose fault was that?....road hog!
SHIFTY: Shut up, you guys. I'm trying to drive here.....