M Designation Ruminations - 2015 BMW M235i Convertible Long-Term Road Test
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M Designation Ruminations - 2015 BMW M235i Convertible Long-Term Road Test
BMW has started an alarming trend of slapping its storied M badge on several models, including our long-term 2015 BMW M235i. We ponder the state of its M Division.
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Consumers, unfortunately, are sheep. We follow the masses. And we're also cursed, collectively, with short attention spans. Couple that with everyone wanting to be trendy, and it's easy to see how car companies can move vehicles just by slapping a label on something.
Look at the current Taurus. I like the Taurus. I think the current car is a great car, for what it's designed for. But Ford nearly killed it totally when it did that bubble design in the late 90s. No one liked it. So they replaced it with the Ford Five Hundred. A car that looked and performed much better. But the Five Hundred label was too far removed from most people's memories. They had no clue about Galaxie 500 full size sedans rumbling around in the 50s and 60s. So what did Ford do? They brought back the Taurus by slapping the name on the Five Hundred. Sales did go up. Then they redesigned for what they have now. All the manufactures do it.
Mine: 1995 318ti Club Sport-2020 C43-2021 Sahara 4xe-1996 Speed Triple Challenge Cup Replica
Wife's: 2015 X1 xDrive28i
Son's: 2018 330i xDrive
Mine: 1995 318ti Club Sport-2020 C43-2021 Sahara 4xe-1996 Speed Triple Challenge Cup Replica
Wife's: 2015 X1 xDrive28i
Son's: 2018 330i xDrive
Apparently everyone has very short memories, but any *actual* BMW fan, who is going to presume to judge "the M division", might want to acquaint themselves with the M535 and M635 from THIRTY YEARS ago.
BMW "M" is a philosophical approach. No one has ever said that there is some sacred "ONLY THE M CAR!" rule. Actually quite the opposite. The entire division started as IN HOUSE TUNING that produced whatever they wanted. From one off supercars, to *SUVs*, to "enhanced" standard models.
The M235i is simply the latest incarnation of the latter. And it's about time considering how much success Audi has had with the S cars! Which are the EXACT same thing!
There is no way this car should come STANDARD with a mechanical LSD. It's so hypocritical to suggest it should when the CAYMAN that everyone genuflects over DOES NOT.
The M2 is now here and all of the bench racers, mag testers (who LIVE on the track using OTHER peoples money) and owners who actually DO track (all .01% of them) can now appreciate the LSD. And on forums everyone will talk about how much "better" it is on their 9 mile daily drive to work. That last is called a placebo and is probably the #1 driver of "enthusiast" car up-sells.
The M235 does what it was designed to do. It's a spirited small compact with M bits. Like an Audi S3, and like the old M635 in concept. If you want to move it CLOSER to being a track prepped car, then add the OPTIONAL LSD. $3k is hardly "breathtaking". To suggest so is just more hypocrisy in an era when every M4 is going out the door at EIGHTY GRAND and yet get's called a "bargain".
Bottom line is very nearly every test has called the M235i a "return to the roots" for BMW and HEAPED praise on it, yet a small group of embittered curmudgeons continue to fixate on counting badges, presume to dictate what is and is not a "real M", and insist that "BMW has lost it's way!" based on a *complete* lack of understanding of the companies history. Just unreal.
The BEST part is the parting blow. TOTALLY disconnected from reality. Other brands are busy building "their own heritage"?
Who would that be? I mean please. If you're bitter and angry that your personal (and wrong) vision of what BMW "M" is about has finally been dispelled, then that is on YOU.
But Audi follows this *exact* playbook.
As does Porsche who everyone WORSHIPS. Cayman. Cayman S. Cayman GTS. Cayman GT4. From $60k - $160k. Base one barely includes seats!
AMG now producing SUB "full" AMG cars and has ALWAYS offered AMG "bits" for NORMAL cars. Let's ignore that though.
Lexus? What is "F Sport"?
Even Ford. Mustang eco-boost 4. Mustang 6. Mustang GT. Mustang GT "premium". Mustang GT with "sport pack". Not to mention Shelby GT350.
But yeah. Let's just keep rationalizing why for BMW "it's different". Once you're bending over backwards saying "but it's DIFFERENT!" in the face of *clear* evidence to the contrary then you *know* you have an irrational bias. Just own it. The conclusion was "don't get me wrong. It's a great car. But other cars are great too. And too many badges. And LSD. And not real M". Give it a rest.
But an M235i shouldn't come with a mechanical LSD. Seriously? Most every sub-$35k performance car seems to be able to offer one as standard- or for considerably less than $3,000. If you buy cars to wear, modern BMWs are great value; they reliably telegraph your disposable income and attract countless envious glances. However, only a few cars in BMWs current lineup are all that rewarding to drive.
But what do I know? I've only owned BMWs since 1983- and instructed at BMW CCA HPDEs since 1996.
Mine: 1995 318ti Club Sport-2020 C43-2021 Sahara 4xe-1996 Speed Triple Challenge Cup Replica
Wife's: 2015 X1 xDrive28i
Son's: 2018 330i xDrive