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Jaguar XJ
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I like money
Vehicle(s) I currently own
2011 Buick LaCrosse CXS; 2014 Buick; Encore (wife's); 1999 RAV4
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    I changed my car horn to gunshot sounds. People get out of the way much faster now.

     Gone are the days when girls used to cook like their mothers. Now they drink like their fathers..

     You know that tingly little feeling you get when you really like someone? That's common sense leaving your body.

     I didn't make it to the gym today. That makes five years in a row.

     I decided to stop calling the bathroom the “John” and renamed it the “Jim”. I feel so much better saying I went to the Jim this morning.

     Old age is coming at a really bad time. When I was a child I thought “Nap Time” was a punishment. Now, as a grownup, it feels like a small vacation.

     The biggest lie I tell myself is..."I don't need to write that down, I'll remember it."

     I don't have gray hair; I have "wisdom highlights" I'm just very wise.

    If God wanted me to touch my toes, He would've put them on my knees.

     Last year I joined a support group for procrastinators. We haven't met yet.

     Why do I have to press one for English when you're just going to transfer me to someone I can't understand anyway?

     Of course I talk to myself; sometimes I need expert advice.

     At my age "Getting lucky" means walking into a room and remembering what I came in there for.

    Actually I'm not complaining because I am a Senager. (Senior teenager) I have everything that I wanted as a teenager, only 60 years later.

    I don’t have to go to school or work.

    I get an allowance every month.

    I have my own pad.

    I don’t have a curfew.

    I have a driver’s license and my own car.

    The people I hang around with are not scared  of getting pregnant.

    And I don’t have acne.

    Life is great.
  • Re: Edmunds Members - Cars & Conversations

    Just couldn't resist sharing this taken from a church roadside sign:

    "Honk if you love Jesus, text while driving, if you want to meet Him."

  • Re: Edmunds Members - Cars & Conversations

    houdini1 said:
    Farmer Here is a pic of my 2016 Lexus LS 460.
    Elegant and substantial - nice way to arrive at the golf course. 
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    Does this look and sound familiar?

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    I wouldn't touch a black car with those duster things.   Someone bought me one years ago and I used it on a burgundy car and it put swirls in the paint. 
    Perhaps an ostrich feather duster might do the trick. Ford and high end automakers use ostrich feathers to clean their cars just before painting. The feathers from mature female ostrich birds are especially great at attracting dust but I am not sure if they are as equally as effective in home applications.