"The back. It's all screwed up." No hyperbole or vagueness there. Glad it buffed out easily (View Post)

Puddle lights to match the badge on the decklid? +1 for originality. -1 for incredible dorkiness. They missed an opportunity here. It should alternate several times a second between the horse shown a… (View Post)

Oh, it's the car's fault all right. It's just reminding you of what it is like to have it dead on the driveway. Preparing you for the inevitable variety of problems that no battery charge can rectify… (View Post)

Just make sure you also downshift loudly in tunnels and park diagonal across 4 spaces to complete the gluttony and excess package. (View Post)