I left my SeaRay's gas cap on top of a gas pump because I was distracted by a person trying to add a quart of oil down the dip stick tube, but have never driven off with the pump handle. (View Post)

Maybe he was unhappy with the election results? Again we are reminded that politics is the gentle art of getting votes from the poor and campaign funds from the rich, by promising to protect each fro… (View Post)

An ileostomy is a surgical opening constructed by bringing the end or loop of small intestine (the ileum) out onto the surface of the skin. Intestinal waste passes out of the ileostomy and is collect… (View Post)

A LLC is like a stump in the pasture. Just plow around it. (View Post)

Winners are NOT whiners. (View Post)