I heard a comedian the other day swearing something on his mother-in-laws life... (View Post)

Reminds me of the story about the guy who said the faster you rode a horse the cooler he stayed because the breeze kept him cool. When the horse dropped dead he said he must have froze to death. (View Post)

Now that would be somewhat embarrassing for the horseman. However I've heard the same thing about turtles running down rabbits. (View Post)

I think his wife was secretly hot rodding it the same way drivers wife ruined the transmission on that Audi. (View Post)

Yes, very stupid to worry about that. Everyone knows we were all chipped years ago. :p (View Post)