How many $millions does he have squirreled away? (View Post)

Clean and filet the iguana. Nail the iguana to a cedar board and cook over medium heat for 3 hours, then throw the iguana away and eat the board. Works for possums too. (View Post)

Not any more. I sold it all to a paper recycler for $3.00. (View Post)

I have been married for almost 56 years and have carefully kept and filed all receipts of any importance, and in all that time I have never been able to find one when I needed it. (View Post)

Had a good belly laugh this morning reading our neighborhood paper. A woman had posted a picture of a multicolored snake in her flower bed and asked if anyone knew what it was. Some guy posted back a… (View Post)