When dealing with my wife I use the foolproof 2 step method, 1. Make her think she is getting everything her own way, and 2. Go ahead and give her everything her own way. (View Post)

Was it the Mets several years ago, that when the season started and some dignitary threw out the first pitch, someone in the stands held up a sign that said, Wait 'til next year. (View Post)

Yep, sounds perfect for you. (View Post)

Couple of funnies to cheer you snow shovelers up: The ones I like the best are the ones I identify with. 1. Threw out my back sleeping, tweaked my neck sneezing, so I'm probably just one strong fart … (View Post)

For some reason our little dog Daisy hated tape measurers. If anyone pulled one out, she would be on it like a guinea on a cut worm. Daisy has been in dog heaven about a year and a half now, but of c… (View Post)