In The Parking Lot

rocketman67rocketman67 Member Posts: 82
edited March 2014 in General
I posted this in a GM(Colorado/Canyon)forum and it was not well received..... lol
They accused me of being a trader for not buying

Taken from the Lyrics of "In The Ghetto" by Elvis Presley
and rewritten to reflect the current state of GM and it's Dealerships.

In The Car Lot by Matt

As the snow flies,
On a cold and grey Chicago mornin'
Another new batch of cars arrives at the car lot
And he cries
'Cause if there's one thing that he don't need
It's another bunch of GM cars to sell on his car lot

People, don't you understand
The dealer needs a helping hand
Or he'll grow to be an angry old man some day
Take a look at your new car,
Are we too blind to see,
Or do you simply turn your head and look the other way?

Well the world turns
And this hungry dealer with the runny nose
Stays at his desk as the cold wind blows at the car lot
And his hunger burns
So he starts to roam the car lot at night
And he learns how to cheat
And he learns how to steal in the car lot

Then one night in desperation
The old man breaks away
He buys a gun, steals a Toyota, tries to run,
But he don't get far
And his salesmen cries

As a crowd gathers round an angry old man
Face down on the cement with a gun in his hand in the car lot
And as this once young man dies,
On a cold and grey Chicago mornin'
Another load of GM cars at the car lot
And his salesmen cries
In the car lot
In the car lot


  • driver56driver56 Member Posts: 408
    That's good rocketman, brought a smile to my face.
    Thank you, thank you very much.
  • rocketman67rocketman67 Member Posts: 82
    Glad ya like it.
    We need to laugh/smile more often to keep our sanity.... :)
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