Smile of the day: Parking for Synagogue business only. Violators will be circumcised. (View Post)

Footprints on the ceiling. Reminds me of a story I once heard. Remember those loops in older cars that hung down on each side between the front windows and rear windows? Someone told me they were sti… (View Post)

Just take one of your other cars to the dealer and get a free loaner for the day. (View Post)

I think oil filters are somewhat like my wife's purses. She tends to like very expensive purses. I once asked her what the difference was between a moderately priced purse and an expensive purse. She… (View Post)

Sewer lines? Sounds mighty fancy. I don't think our outhouse has any newfangled sewer lines. I'll have to ask Jethro. (View Post)