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If I said that the hose went for my crotch, would you get the general idea. Judy thought it most entertaining, as did my nine year old daughter. Left hand side front compartment is now heavily mud spattered as the hose bouncing around, threw up a mass of mud.
To add to my joys, a neighbour's cat has left paw prints over the outside and my dog has left her's all over the interior.
Ah, the joys of car ownership
Cheers
Graham
And by the way, not to get too much into politics, but the reason Forrester lost is because THE DUDE CAN'T SPELL "FORESTER"! LOL
-juice
-mike
-juice
I am desperate for some help.
I recently upgraded from Girlfriend 7.0 to Wife 1.0 and found that the new program began unexpected child processing and also took up a lot of space and valuable resources. This wasn't mentioned in the product brochure.
In addition Wife 1.0 installs itself into all other programs and launches during system initialisation where it monitors all other system activity.
Applications such as Boys Night Out 2.5, and Golf 5.3 no longer run and crash the system whenever selected. Attempting to operate Saturday Rugby 6.3 always fails but Saturday Shopping 7.1 runs instead. I cannot seem to keep Wife 1.0 in the background whilst attempting to run any of my favourite applications. I am thinking about going back to Girlfriend 7.0 but uninstall doesn't work on this program.
Can you please help.
Joe
Dear Joe,
This is a very common problem resulting from a basic misunderstanding. Many men upgrade from Girlfriend 7.0 to Wife 1.0 thinking that Wife 1.0 is merely a UTILITIES & ENTERTAINMENT program. Whereas Wife 1.0 is an OPERATING SYSTEM designed by its creator to run everything.
You are unlikely to be able to purge Wife 1.0 and still convert back to Girlfriend 7.0 as Wife 1.0 is not designed to do this and it is impossible to uninstall, delete or purge the program files from the system once installed.
Some people have tried to install Girlfriend 8.0 or Wife 2.0 but have ended up with even more problems. (See in manual under alimony/Child Support and Solicitors Fees).
Having Wife 1.0 installed myself I recommend you keep it installed and deal with the difficulties as best you can. When any faults or problems occur, whatever you think has caused them, you must run the C: \I APOLOGISE program and avoid attempting to use the *Esc-key. It may be necessary to run C:\ I APOLOGISE a number of times but hopefully eventually the operating system will return to normal.
Wife 1.0 although a very high maintenance program can be very rewarding. To get the most out of it consider buying additional software such as Flowers 2.0 and Chocolates 5.0.
Do not under any circumstances install Secretary (Short Skirt version) as this is not a supported application for Wife 1.0 and the system will almost certainly crash.
Best of luck
Tech Support
Colin: check out the new Autoweek (11/4), I think you may know one of the people featured in the article. He's an autocrosser from Kansas and drives an '84 Civic. Sounds way too familiar to be a coincidence.
-juice
I don't have a subscription to Autoweek anymore. What's his name? I probably do know him.
Just got back from Orlando-- conference at WDW! -- via an unexpected stay in Atlanta. missed connection, checked into a dumpy Days Inn @ 1:30 AM, no luggage, stored my contacts in tap water... bleh.
So when I finally got back to Wichita this afternoon my boss says... "just come in tomorrow." aw yeah, think I'll mow the lawn for the last time this year.
-Colin
Ken
John something? The car is owned by another couple.
I recall a while back being shocked at some results you showed us - that Civic was 2nd, well ahead of several much faster (and newer) cars.
Kansas, '84 Civic, I can't believe that's a coincidence, it must be the same guy. At the time you mentioned he was the only one in your region that was competitive on a national level, and the article was about the SCCA nationals.
You should have called Frank in Atlanta. At least grab a quick bite.
You need LASIK, man. No more glasses, no contacts, no contacts cases, no saline. Yuck, I hate even remembering.
-juice
Ken-- WDW was ok, I've been there before. to this conference in fact in '98 and '99. it was great from an education standpoint. WDW is way overpriced of course-- even this economy hasn't softened their prices any. met up with Brad (iClub: STiTuner), an Orlando local, Monday night and had dinner with him. Nice guy, nice town to visit.
-Colin
That program has been running our household for almost 30 years. It has learned to adapt and modify the companion version of Husband 1.0. The trick is in setting the preferences to automatically run in "Yes, dear." mode. :-)
Bob
Apparently, it's about Subaru's failed advertising campaign of the early 1990's, which almost put them out of business.
Bob
Interesting. The last link on the i-club page is a business school case study. Haven't read one of those in a few years!
Ken
-Frank P.
Of Subaru interests:
R&T (snow) tests the Volvo V70 Cross Country, Acura MDX, Audi A6 allroad Quattro, BMW 3.0 X5, Toyota Rav4 and Subie Outback Sport. Talk about a diverse group! At a quick glance, it appears the Outback Sport won their hearts as the most fun to drive!
C&D tests the new Baja. At a glance, the article is rather humorous. There's a picture of a Baja, tailgate down with bed extender in place—and the bed loaded with cinder blocks. The front wheels are about 6" off the ground! Besides being funny, it also appears to be brutally honest and very much, in-your-face-Subaru. I don't think SOA will be very happy with the write up...
Bob
Steve
Jim
I left a message for Patti, but at work. I doubt she's checking it. I also e-mailed her, but she's probably not on a PC yet, I'm sure.
Bob - read the fine print - they admit that photo is doctored. 0-60 was quicker than the the compact crew cabs they compare it to, even the S/C Frontier. Also quicker than the Kia Sorento V6, and heck, even quicker than their last Forester, which is plain odd given the weight.
-juice
I'll take you up on that if I visit our marketing site in Alpharetta. I was in Atlanta for about 12 hours this time and wasn't at all happy about it.
-Colin
Beth thinks I am nuts, and is searching for the life insurance policy as I write this. Any other 45 yr olds out there this crazy???
Steve
Once when we where packing up the car to leave the park one summer, our 13 y.o. decided to go for one more spin. She had taken off her pads and was only wearing a bathing suit. She went down a slight incline and BAM! She has a nice scar on her elbow now.
Be safe!
-Dennis
http://www.detnews.com/2002/autosinsider/0211/08/b01-5145.htm
http://just-auto.com/nd.asp?art=39469&dm=yes
Bob
Re: roller blades - They are much easier than skate boards, imo. (I spent two weeks on crutches after my last skate boarding attempt.) Get some ski poles to start out. Helps till you get the balance and brakes figured out.
Bob
-mike
(pssst...I'll be 41 in Feb)
Stephen
Wow, they recalled the automatic? That thing had been bullet proof. They say just 800 or so were actually affected.
Hyundais are recommended? Wow, Hell has frozen over.
Actually, we saw it coming. A lot of things about the Sonata impressed me, like the multi-hinged trunk and the hood struts, plus the headliner and carpeting inside.
But all 3 Subies are still best bets in used car buys according to CR's just published Buying Guide.
-juice
http://sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cgi?f=/c/a/2002/11/08/BA89517.DTL
Winds gusts up to 70mph and torrential rain. Our house was without power from 8PM last night until this morning. Trees and branches everywhere!
I tried driving to work today, but many of the freeways were flooded (some closed completely). After getting 6 miles in one hour, I decided to VPN-it from home.
Even in my trusty Forester, I was a bit tense driving home last night as the wind gusts pushed me left to right even while crawling along at 30mph! It was raining upwards!
This big a storm is unusual for the Bay Area let alone this early in the season. I'm thinking it's going to be an awesome snowboarding season!
Ken
I would think the new Impreza, from a fit and finish standpoint, is better than the previous generation.
Ken
-juice
Ken (staying dry)
Bob
But only if they can tow Class II trailers, right Bob? ;-)
-juice
Bob
I enjoy it ...
won't tell my age .. but that was two years ago .. :-P
-juice
Bob
The better jet boats have twin engines and two jets now, I believe.
-juice
Will this lead to any of us pulling a 'Colin'? ;-)
-Brian
Hang tight dude. As a resident of Kansas, I know exactly what 70MPH wind feels like.
Brian-- please ADD a BMW to your stable without subtracting a Subaru. you pick which one is mundane transportation and which is for fun...
-Colin
http://www.vwvortex.com/features/model_series/touareg/index.html
-Brian
I feel 'Superstar' is the most entertaining. 'Chosen' is deep and is meant to make you think. Both are from last years series.
Fun for the broadband connected folks. 100mg+ for each movie.
-michael