Car Commercials, the good, the bad, and the annoying!

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  • ateixeiraateixeira Member Posts: 72,587
    :D
  • fintailfintail Member Posts: 58,525
    edited December 2011
    So a 3er that is always meant to be a drivers car vs what I assume was an AWD Audi vs a base C300...I think they will be different.

    You might not get that from one commercial, but one commercial does not define 6 years of marketing for that car. Base C is even called "luxury", not sport, while even doing a simple google of IS250 first finds (from L itself) "The Lexus IS series combines outstanding performance with optimum luxury". Even the most boring model, trying hard to be everything as the underdog we should all appreciate, I guess.
  • ateixeiraateixeira Member Posts: 72,587
    They were all AWD at both events.

    BMW put the base suspension on all of them.

    Audi cheated a little and showed off its Dynamic suspension package in their own event.

    No matter, the Audi and Bimmer stood out at both events.

    A similar, simple search of the C Luxury (from Benz itself) "Engineered specifically for performance driving ..."

    No need to read beyond that.

    How did you put it?

    Even the most boring model, trying hard to be everything as the underdog we should all appreciate, I guess.

    You'll come up with some excuse, just like you did for the gift bow on the ML advertisement. :sick:

    Fact: Mercedes commits all those same sins. You just judge them with a double standard.
  • lemkolemko Member Posts: 15,261
    Here's one commercial with old people in a Cadillac I absolutely love!

    Old People in 1957 Eldorado Brougham
  • andre1969andre1969 Member Posts: 26,056
    That is so wrong; I LOVE it!! :shades:
  • ateixeiraateixeira Member Posts: 72,587
    Good one. Love how they they get in and out slowly.
  • explorerx4explorerx4 Member Posts: 20,817
    My favorites are 'Ambush' and 'Chosen'.
    'Star' is great in the only a husband could convince his superstar wife to be featured in it as a big Beotch.
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  • xrunner2xrunner2 Member Posts: 3,062
    Here's one commercial with old people in a Cadillac I absolutely love!

    OK. So Bridgestone has a good sense of humor.

    The late actor Paul Newman was a race car driver in the SCCA series. He raced in events until about 73. He also was a partner with Carl Haas in building race cars. Haas still around is well up in years and building race cars. Of course there is Roger Penske, probably somewhere in his 70's still very active as race car builder.
  • xrunner2xrunner2 Member Posts: 3,062
    An unshaven guy is in a Chevy truck showroom starting to talk to a big guy salesman with beard and moustache dressed in white shirt and slacks. He wants a Silverado. Says he is a BIG hunter, hunts deer and fish(?). Then, the guy realizes he is talking to St Nick and then is embarrassed.
  • fintailfintail Member Posts: 58,525
    edited December 2011
    OMG, a base C300 4-matic? Yeah, it's not going to be sporty. Not meant to be so. Makes no false pretenses.

    I'd love to see a link to that claim from MB - kind of hard to believe that would be said about the "luxury" variant when it would be aimed at the "sport" model. I won't hold my breath. If anything, it's a mistake aimed at the other model variant.

    When the ML is presented with a bow to an expensive irresponsible materialist in a widely panned commercial that equates consumerism with love, then they can be compared as apples and oranges. Until then, someone is grasping at straws when someone else dares to critique the supposed underdog. Stop it with the red herrings.

    Fact: Lexus commits the sin of boredom more than any other. You just can't admit it, as the brand is still the "underdog". If you like em so much, go buy one - but you won't, because they are too dull even for you.
  • fintailfintail Member Posts: 58,525
    Oh no, they broke traction! Intolerable!

    Funny ad and cool car, those Broughams are handsome beasts.
  • steverstever Guest Posts: 52,454
    edited December 2011
    Don't forget 82 year old Stirling Moss, who finally, officially retired June 9, 2011, during the qualifying session for the Le Mans Legends race that he had entered as a driver.
  • tmarttmart Member Posts: 2,403
    edited December 2011
    Hope this works.

    link title
  • lemkolemko Member Posts: 15,261
    Yecchh!!! Money certainly can't buy taste! Was this car customized for the world's wealthiest pimp?
  • tmarttmart Member Posts: 2,403
    I don't think even a pimp would drive it!
  • ab348ab348 Member Posts: 20,353
    Probably intended for a Middle East oil sheik.

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  • loncrayloncray Member Posts: 301
    Yeah, I like that one. Guy says he hunts a lot. Nick says "Hunt what?" Guy says "deer" then sees it's Nick and quickly changes it to "fish". Nick (who's trying to sell the guy a new Silverado) says "Outstanding" and takes it all in stride.
  • fintailfintail Member Posts: 58,525
    That thing should be crushed, and the owner beaten. The SLR was bad enough bone stock.

    From what I know about Aniker, he isn't a real designer, but a nut who somehow made money on nightclubs in Switzerland - maybe like a Swiss version of The Donald, with similar class and taste. Would look right at home in Moscow, on the Arabian Peninsula, or maybe even in the new China.
  • ateixeiraateixeira Member Posts: 72,587
    I like that one too, he basically changes his story and says he's hunting ... fish. :D
  • ateixeiraateixeira Member Posts: 72,587
    I'd love to see a link to that claim from MB

    http://www.mbusa.com/mercedes/vehicles/class/class-C

    Then click C250 Luxury. Or direct link here:

    http://www.mbusa.com/mercedes/vehicles/model/class-C/model-C250W

    If anything, it's a mistake aimed at the other model variant.

    One might give Lexus the same latitude, if they were not biased that is. :P
  • ateixeiraateixeira Member Posts: 72,587
    The vision from customizer Ueli Aniker

    Ueli needs to be shot!

    Actually, give him some eye glasses first.

    Then shoot him. ;)
  • fintailfintail Member Posts: 58,525
    Not seeing it there.

    Hard to give someone the benefit of the doubt when they've cursed us with some of the beigest products and some detestable commercials for years ;)
  • ateixeiraateixeira Member Posts: 72,587
    edited December 2011
    Click to expand, you can't miss the all caps:

    "AGILITY CONTROL suspension"

    Sounds like you not only admit, but also embrace, your pro-German bias.
  • fintailfintail Member Posts: 58,525
    Oh, so it is a component claim, not one about the whole car like the IS. I see now, and I am thinking of straws....

    Suspension won't matter much with a boring engine and transmission...

    "Engineered specifically for performance driving, AGILITY CONTROL automatically adjusts the individual shock absorbers based on the road surface and the driver's current driving style. Valving inside each shock absorber automatically firms up during stronger body motions for sharper handling feedback and stability, and reduces the damping rates during gentler motions for a smoother, more composed ride. "

    Yes, those are high performance claims indeed.

    And what is your bias? Don't claim you have none.
  • ateixeiraateixeira Member Posts: 72,587
    Mercedes does the same things Lexus does, but you always find a way to pardon them for it.

    It's actually kind of funny to see you justify why it's OK for M-B to do the same things Lexus does, try to find technicalities.

    It's entertaining, keep it up! :D

    My biases? AWD for traction, be it any decent system, and yes that includes 4Matic.

    It's just too bad that a lot of brands (both Lexus and M-B are guilty of this) raise and soften the suspension on AWD models, perhaps so that those in snowy climates have more clearance.

    Another bias of mine is high tech/efficiency balance over brute force. I'm not talking hybrid, I'm talking GDI, turbo, diesels, etc. over an 8 liter V10.

    Actually Dodge is building a V10 that's even bigger than that because apparently 8 liters was not enough. :sick:
  • ateixeiraateixeira Member Posts: 72,587
    On that note, this commercial aired during my formative years, and I recall it fondly to this day.

    My personal favorite:

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K_wh44LRHLw

    Howdy, Ma'am!
  • ateixeiraateixeira Member Posts: 72,587
    I like this one, even though they cheated (*).

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wh4foxTgIU0

    * Audi used non-OEM studded tires and had a cable attached to the car. They claim it got up on its own, but that's pretty difficult to verify, you either take their word for it or you don't.

    That's a remake of the original, with aired 25 years earlier.

    Still one of my favorites, though.
  • fintailfintail Member Posts: 58,525
    I see a component claim as different from an entire model claim, that's all.

    I think soft suspension is very much a growing demand in NA as roads crumble. I can see the need for the higher ground clearance - Lexus and MB don't make AWD for sport, they make it for snowy climates.

    I like tech too, esp direct injection, which is one reason you don't see me mocking Hyundai tech - they are forcing the mainstream to keep modernizing.

    So you have no brand preferences at all? A Brilliance, Hyundai, Toyota, Subie, MB, Audi, Bentley are all equal if the price is the same?
  • fintailfintail Member Posts: 58,525
    Oh, I remember those Renault wagons could be bought here. Strange to think that AWD was once exotic.
  • ateixeiraateixeira Member Posts: 72,587
    edited December 2011
    AGILITY CONTROL in all caps is worthy of laughs.

    It handles ... like a Lexus.

    Maybe you'll understand me now. :D

    Brands? All things being equal I'd still pick Subaru among the mainstream and probably Audi for luxury (all things being equal means equal reliability).

    Both brands pitch AWD for performance, not just for bad weather.

    Edit: a major criteria for me - both offer many manual transmission options, too.

    Hyper luxury? Bentley uses AWD, right?

    Hyper performance? Probably Nissan GT-R, for the giant killing launch control and the mere bang-for-the-buck.
  • fintailfintail Member Posts: 58,525
    It's the name of a component. Not trying to create sporty aspirations for an entire aging beige model.

    So you do have brand loyalties. ool.

    Most higher end cars have AWD available now, even the LS finally got it. I don't think you are going to get a manual Audi higher than an A5 (and I am not sure how much it exists there).
  • ateixeiraateixeira Member Posts: 72,587
    So you do have brand loyalties

    Well, sort of.

    We've never bought the same brand twice in a row.

    I'm all over the map. Ford, Datsun, Chevy, Ford, Subaru, Mazda, Toyota, Mazda, Subaru.

    Almost (!) got 2 Mazdas in a row. Phew. That was a close one. :D

    Even then the first one was used. Also, the 2nd Subaru was for the wifey, and the first Ford was used. So I have actually never bought the same brand twice (new).

    I guess no to loyalty, then.

    That means I'll have to shift to another brand for the next car. ;)
  • ab348ab348 Member Posts: 20,353
    I know everyone has different priorities for their vehicle but the one thing I would like manufacturers to invent has nothing to do with agility control or softer ride for crumbling roads or anything like that. Instead, I'd like them to protect windshields from flying stones somehow. On my last few cars I feel like I have a bullseye painted on the windshield as they always get peppered by stones and either crack it outright or leave divots and scars. I don't remember this being such an issue in the past. In 2 months my new Regal has already taken 3 direct hits and has 2 divots. Fortunately no cracks yet. I dunno why there seem to be so many more stones on the highways these days, but it is a real problem.

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  • robr2robr2 Member Posts: 8,805
    IMHO, it has to do with lighter glass to save weight. I know the windshield of my Passat is pitted and has a couple of pings in it.
  • fintailfintail Member Posts: 58,525
    I think I sense some Japanese bias there :P

    And about the windshield issues, I agree. Is glass weaker now than in the past, too? Seems every time I take a highway trip, especially in the rain, I get a tiny chip. No dings or cracks, but the chips are adding up.
  • ateixeiraateixeira Member Posts: 72,587
    I picked a 98 Forester over Honda and Toyota options because the Subaru's engine actually had torque. :P

    The Jeep Cherokee was antique and trucky, plus my dad's fell apart, so no way. The Zook/Chevy Tracker was narrow and weak, and had zero appeal. Wasn't much else in the class at the time. Ford had not launched the Escape yet, and when they did they had funny recalls with steering wheels falling off and wheel studs breaking off. I prefer for the wheels to stay on the vehicle, thanks. ;)

    Edmunds Live event (in 2000) actually had to park their Escapes, so I wasn't even able to sample it.

    Forester won on merit, and was my first new Japanese car, actually.

    Got a used NA Miata, no explanation necessary. You can't exactly daily drive an old Alfa or MG.

    My first top got old and cracked, so I replaced it. Then the 2nd top was vandalized. I was done with soft tops, but I still wanted a roadster.

    I actually looked at the Solistice but the top system was just LOL bad, you had to get out of the car to take the top down and it ate up the entire trunk. Worst top design in history!

    Tried a G6 convertible but structure was creaky and weak. Also tried PT Cruiser (don't ask). Rented a Sebring and it also had one single good feature, a big back seat. Did not drive a Solara due to reading posts from biased people like you that convinced me it would be way too soft.

    So my one bias that prevented a test drive was against Toyota. Ironic, eh?

    VW Eos dropped off my list when I read the VW threads and found it was the least-respected German car among fans of German cars.

    The Volvo C70 cost too much new, and I wasn't buying a Volvo out of warranty after friends dropped 4 figures at a time to fix little broken things like sensors. Never mind big things.

    So I got a new Miata. 2nd choice was "keeping the old Miata". There was no #2. I would not have turned down an SLK320 manual, but they're rare and I wanted a new car.

    Then came time for a minivan. Dodge was still selling the old GC at the time, the rear windows didn't even open. Simply not a contender.

    I drove the Kia but that was still the old Kia. Overweight, old engine tech, horrible gas mileage, pre-Schreyer design. If I was poor a $19k base model was acceptable. Good thing I'm not poor. :D

    FWIW I loved Kia's concept for a replacement. Let's see their next van.

    So it was Honda vs. Toyota. The whole family went, Toyota won 3 to 1, one of the kids preferred the Honda, everyone else voted Sienna.

    In each case it was purely based on merit, 3 different brands. The Sienna is made in the USA, but that wasn't really a factor, to be honest.

    And to come full circle and get us back on topic, I bought mine before the popular Swagger Wagon commercial went viral, now at 10 million hits and counting:

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ql-N3F1FhW4
  • ateixeiraateixeira Member Posts: 72,587
    edited December 2011
    Here's the Kia van concept, by the way:

    http://jalopnik.com/5730015/kia-kv7-thats-a-van-baby

    I'm not a big fan of the new Sienna (cost cutting) and can't bare to look at the new Ody. Dodge still needs work on the interior but they're getting there. Quest is a bit off for me, especially the SUV-like interior. People buy minivans for the minivan interior, why give that one primary advantage up?

    So if my van were totalled today, I do not really have a 1st choice. Hopefully Kia will step up.
  • fintailfintail Member Posts: 58,525
    Maybe what you like best just happens to come from certain areas. And do you really think a Camry coupe would not have been too soft for you? :P Eos and Volvo were/also very much woman's cars, if that means anything.

    That Kia concept irks me just because the real thing will be so far away that it will be a disappointment. The first Sedona was a dumpy KDM looking thing and the replacement isn't the best thing either...with an actual designer on the payroll now, the new one has to be better.

    I liked the "Camry family" commercials with the dorks better. :shades: ...swagger wagon gets hits probably because half of this dumbed down society looks at the words "swag" and "swagger" like they are gold.
  • ateixeiraateixeira Member Posts: 72,587
    All the 4 seat convertibles felt tuned too soft, maybe that's why I ended up with another roadster.

    Vans aren't very exciting, except for what do you 9 months or so before you need one, at least. LOL

    That Kia's a neat design, and sure the gull wings will fly (away) and we'll get sliding doors, but that boxy shape is both interesting and practical.

    Toss in DI (hey, even the Rio gets it) and the corporate 8 speed auto and it sure looks like it could win best in class.

    Chrysler has the powertrain but they need a full redesign pronto.

    Toyota needs to re-content.

    Honda needs ... eyeglasses for everyone on the design team.

    Nissan needs normalcy.
  • fintailfintail Member Posts: 58,525
    A sporty 4 seater convertible is kind of an oxymoron.

    That's a heavy price to pay for some fun, 18 years of driving a bus :shades:

    Boxy shape, like a Ford Flex?

    Honda needs a diet.

    I think Nissan's strategy is "different for the sake of being different". Should be their slogan.
  • robr2robr2 Member Posts: 8,805
    I actually looked at the Solistice but the top system was just LOL bad, you had to get out of the car to take the top down and it ate up the entire trunk. Worst top design in history!

    Not that it's in your price zone but the top on the Boxter Sypder would qualify as worst top design.
  • ateixeiraateixeira Member Posts: 72,587
    I'll admit my expectations were off. I basically needed to double my budget and get a 3er 'vert, and still compromise on the tight back seat.

    Pass.

    I have the bus and a Miata. Could not combine both, and find the 8 seater sporty folding hard top roadster.

    Oddly enough, Nissan tried with the Cross Cabrio!

    Hey, I like the Flex! It's like a Maxi Cooper S. If the EcoBoost models weren't $40 grand plus I'd test drive one.
  • fintailfintail Member Posts: 58,525
    Just buy a used M3 cabrio. Then you can have open air, 4 seats, and maybe a little jerkiness all in one.

    Remember the Top Gear crew made a cabrio out an Espace...just don't go through car washes or over about 50 :shades:

    Flex might be another used buy - they seem to end up in a lot of fleets, so resale can't be too strong. Cross Cabrio will also end up being cheap due to zero demand and questionable proportions.
  • xrunner2xrunner2 Member Posts: 3,062
    edited December 2011
    Latest commercial for Jag shows their cars driving in old gutted out factories and then eventually ending up sliding sideways in the sand. Does Jag think that potential buyers are stupid and think that sliding sideways, maybe drifting is macho, elegant or what.

    Jag had a great commercial 1-2 years ago for a very nice new sedan that had a married(?)couple in the car enjoying driving fast and sanely on public roads without the stupid sideways driving.
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  • roadburnerroadburner Member Posts: 18,391
    Latest commercial for Jag shows their cars driving in old gutted out factories and then eventually ending up sliding sideways in the sand. Does Jag think that potential buyers are stupid and think that sliding sideways, maybe drifting is macho, elegant or what.

    Let me guess; your real name is Joan Claybrook, yes?

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  • fintailfintail Member Posts: 58,525
    edited December 2011
    IMO, "Envy" is kind of a distraction used when it's a sin to give criticism to the people who have created this malaisical new reality.

    A couple good comments there:

    "People, seriously? The reason these commercials is so nauseating is because they're so artificial, not because you get jealous when you watch it..."

    "Could part of the reason be the heavy frequency in which the Lexus commercials run? It seems that every commercial break has a Lexus ad right now. It's not that I disagree with the concept so much as that I'm getting annoyed by seeing the ad a thousand times per day."

    "Listen to the music. It's annoying isn't it? Well, Team One put thought into that as well, I guarantee you. In music theory circles, it's called "the minor third," which is the distance of the interval between each of the first 4 notes of Lexus' annoying commercial tune. We all know it. We've heard it on the playground in school at one point or another, in some sing-songy, taunting form or another: "Nah nah nah nah!" or "Nanny nanny boo boo, stick your head in..." Well, you know. Yep, even the commercial's music itself is meant to stir the envious child in us all...and annoy the heck out us!"

    And the best one:

    "Ads-meh. Lexus owners are the most anger-inducing drivers on the road. I see a Lexus, I get away from it (if I can get around it going 25 in a 35mph zone...)"

    :shades:
  • ateixeiraateixeira Member Posts: 72,587
    used M3 cabrio

    They were pricey back then. Had not depreciated enough. The lesser models would've given me HPFP issues.

    The guy I coach with has a Flex, I like it. Maroon with a white roof, IIRC.
  • ateixeiraateixeira Member Posts: 72,587
    Let's face it - no one needs a luxury car. In a weak economy like this the mere idea of them is offensive to someone who is unemployed and can't pay a mortgage or feed their family.

    The article mentions the tacky Audi LED display that I criticized earlier. And let's not forget Benz uses a bow as well. Bow = gift, no way around it. It's more subtle. Or sneaky, depending upon your biases. :P

    All these ads are lame, materialistic, insensitive. No exceptions.
  • steverstever Guest Posts: 52,454
    Ah, they're aspirational.

    Unless what you really want is a Ram dually. ;)
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