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Car Commercials, the good, the bad, and the annoying!

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  • ateixeiraateixeira Member Posts: 72,587
    At what point is it no longer a Mini?
  • fintailfintail Member Posts: 58,494
    I'd say that big thing quickly crossed the point of not being a Mini. It's a Maxi now, not a Mini. Which brings up visions of this (think Griswolds in England)

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  • ateixeiraateixeira Member Posts: 72,587
    edited July 2012
    All it needs is a dead grandma on the roof.

    A while ago I said the Countryman should just have been the BMW X1.

    Their X1 overlaps too much with the X3. It will cannibalize sales, watch. They'll sell plenty, but it will steal higher priced X3 sales.
  • fintailfintail Member Posts: 58,494
    The Maxi is the one they backed into Stonehenge :shades:

    But if an X1 increases sales enough, it could still make a greater profit than X3. Probably cheaper to build. A loaded X3 gets amazingly expensive pretty quickly...I have to often wonder how their usually unemployed drivers can afford such a thing. It is also growing in size. If sales volume at a cheaper price point doubles, profits will rise too.
  • robr2robr2 Member Posts: 8,805
    The X1 28i X Drive starts at $6K less than the X3 28i X Drive.

    That's a lot of money and it will probably pull buyers away from the Escape, CRV and RAV-4. Those are pushing $30K plus and for a little more, some might be willing to jump to BMW for the name alone.
  • ateixeiraateixeira Member Posts: 72,587
    They will sell about a billion X1s. $31k, something like that. Of course dealers will only stock the $40k models.

    They were already driving around the streets of Brazil. BMW USA knew the X3 needed to launch before its big brother.

    Still don't get why they need THREE 2-row only crossovers.
  • fintailfintail Member Posts: 58,494
    Because of mysteriously monied suburban posers?

    Like rob said, that low price point will compete with mainstream brands, and sell on badge alone. I predict a success for the X1 and more profit for BMW.
  • ateixeiraateixeira Member Posts: 72,587
    edited July 2012
    It's funny though, the X3 looks like a crossovers, but the X1 is more tall wagon, like the Forester used to be before Subaru lifted it.

    It's not even that tall. We were almost at eye level in my mom's Honda Fit.
  • fintailfintail Member Posts: 58,494
    Might not be a bad thing, given the tight-spaces driving prowess of the target market. I suppose that will make it easier for people in actual cars to deal with, too.
  • roadburnerroadburner Member Posts: 18,374
    Like rob said, that low price point will compete with mainstream brands, and sell on badge alone. I predict a success for the X1 and more profit for BMW.

    We bought my wife's 2004 CPO X3 in December of 2005. We paid less than the cost of a new Escape or Liberty and the X3 had a longer warranty.
    Tough call... :P

    My wife's current CPO 328i was priced under a loaded Camry, Fusion, or Malibu- so going with the 3er was also a very easy choice.

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    Wife's: 2021 Sahara 4xe
    Son's: 2018 330i xDrive

  • ateixeiraateixeira Member Posts: 72,587
    Can't really compare used vs. new, but you sure can find a lot of bang for the buck that way.
  • roadburnerroadburner Member Posts: 18,374
    Can't really compare used vs. new, but you sure can find a lot of bang for the buck that way.

    True, it's not exactly apples to apples, but when I look at a new car's window sticker my mind immediately defaults to the question "What can I I pick up used for the same money?"

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    Wife's: 2021 Sahara 4xe
    Son's: 2018 330i xDrive

  • ateixeiraateixeira Member Posts: 72,587
    I remember reading an article that said the best brands' reliability are so good that a 7 year old model equals the reliability of some new cars.

    But...if you want to buy a car and keep it, pick one that is more reliable to begin with.

    That's why I got an 8 year old Miata, and was able to enjoy it trouble-free for years. I did spend $10.74 on a clutch slave cylinder rebuild kit.

    Plus a buck for brake fluid. Almost $12 in repairs. Ouch. ;)

    I'd buy another used Miata over a new Chery or JAC that they're selling in Brazil now.
  • ateixeiraateixeira Member Posts: 72,587
    http://www.adweek.com/adfreak/20-most-watched-ads-ever-youtube-142276

    They have a video medley. VW was the top one, with little Vader. I think everyone here liked that one.

    The Honda Ferris Buehler one made it, Kia's Hamsters (of course), Eminem for Chrysler, the Acura NSX, and a Ken Block video with the Ford Fiesta car also made the top 20.

    Surprisingly Honda made the list twice.
  • fintailfintail Member Posts: 58,494
    I'd take a used Hyundai over a Chery or JAC
  • ateixeiraateixeira Member Posts: 72,587
    Came across this by accident, kinda funny now.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=Gsu1Nt6UMxQ#!

    The LH cars really saved them, eh?
  • fintailfintail Member Posts: 58,494
    edited July 2012
    That youtube user has a legitimate treasure trove. Funny spot there...I remember back in 1985, my grandmother was new car shopping, choices were a gussied up K-car Chrysler or a new style Olds. She bought the Olds, which I think was a better choice.

    Chryslers of that era did have some cool optional features though:

    http://youtu.be/VIpfUuRg1VE

    Here's a dumb one...when your competition is your platform clones, you know you're an 80s GM:

    http://youtu.be/8217jqBw8Wk
  • explorerx4explorerx4 Member Posts: 20,783
    about their same price for everyone.
    In the Cruze version, the guy passes the hang tag over to the sales person with the price he is comfortable paying that shows a $250 discount.
    2024 Ford F-150 STX, 2023 Ford Explorer ST, 91 Mustang GT vert
  • ateixeiraateixeira Member Posts: 72,587
    A door is not a jar. A door is a door.

    My dad's '86? Mercury Cougar would talk like that. After the novelty wore off it was pretty dumb.

    In the 2nd ad, the way the guy looks at the girl, you'd think she was an escort. LOL
  • ateixeiraateixeira Member Posts: 72,587
    Targeting suckers?

    The ad would be weak even without that mistake.
  • fintailfintail Member Posts: 58,494
    Same people who came up with the terrible Volt spot, I bet.
  • ateixeiraateixeira Member Posts: 72,587
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nSRA8kVh9SI&feature=player_embedded

    I guess now that the Equus is out, Lexus is no longer the new kid on the block.
  • fintailfintail Member Posts: 58,494
    The vintage W126 knock-off is much easier on the eyes than the gussied up 61 Plymouth :shades:
  • ateixeiraateixeira Member Posts: 72,587
    They can't win - they go conservative and it's a copy of something, they take risks and the knee jerk reaction is to call it ugly.

    IMHO the GS and CT look best with the spindle. The LS is OK to me. The new ES is the least attractive application of the spindle grille.

    It's selling, though. ES was up 43% last month. RX was up 47%. That's with zero powertrain upgrades, and neither is truly all new.

    The GS was up 452.3%. Woke up from the dead basically.

    The scorecards:

    CT 1,499 +4.6%
    ILX 1,410; hybrid 110

    Looks like the take rate on Acura hybrids is quite low. The CT crushes the A3 TDI if we compare luxury brand fuel sippers.

    IS 2,296 +7.9%
    TSX 1,980 -7.3%; wagon 316 +37.5%
    Regal 1,784 -49.4%
    A3 651 +49.3%
    1series 379 -42.9%

    Small segment, but that's where you hope to snag young buyers.

    3series 7,653 -11.4%
    G 6,078 +88.8%; coupe 1,287 +1.3%
    Cclass 5,663 +24.4% (includes coupe)
    CTS 4,743 +6.6%
    LaCrosse 4,001 -33%
    ES 3,759 +42.9%
    A4 3,449 +51.7%
    TL 2,358 -7.7%
    MKX 1,724 -10%

    I didn't realize the ES had faded back that far. Price overlaps a bit with the IS, so Lexus sort of takes a 2 car approach to this segment. New C is putting a dent on 3 series sales though.

    5series 5,700 +32%
    Eclass 5,089 -.5%
    XTS 1,739
    A6 1,691 +66.8%
    GS 1,662 +452.3%
    MKS 878 -19.7%
    M 652 -6.5%
    RL 40 -38.1%

    XTS had a strong launch. GS is at least on the radar now. Acura should just throw in the towel.

    7series 1,696 +158.9%
    Sclass 852 -3.9%
    LS 536 -7.2%
    A8 401 -10.9%
    Equus 362

    The 7 is totally dominating. Equus is doing a lot better than the VW Phaeton did at this point of its life (closest competitor being a flagship sedan from a non-luxury brand).

    RX 7,357 +45.7%
    RDX 2,664 +162.4%
    X3 2,311 +4.7%
    Q5 2,090 10%
    GLK 1,880 +15.5%
    EX 215 -61.6%

    Your favorite vehicle POWNS in your favorite class of vehicles. ;)

    XC60 is not listed but I could not find a press release from Volvo to add it manually. It's very low volume, though, well behind the Q5.

    RDX shoppers seem to love the big V6. Surprise, it outsold the new X3.

    SRX 4,911 +18.8%
    Enclave 4,360 -29%
    MDX 4,288 +35.1%
    X5 2,283 -31.4%
    JX 1,999
    Mclass 1,790 -35.6%
    Q7 891 +12.8%
    GX 813 +6.1%
    FX 498 -23%

    Surprise, a Caddy on top. Infiniti is finally on the map with the JX.

    X6 259 -55.4%
    ZDX 85 -9.7%

    Kill them both with fire. :D
  • lemkolemko Member Posts: 15,261
    Likewise. Lexus looked much better as an S-Class knockoff. Even their recent blandmobiles were better than this misshapen monster.
  • ateixeiraateixeira Member Posts: 72,587
    So far we've established that people who would never be caught dead in a Lexus don't like it. :P
  • fintailfintail Member Posts: 58,494
    Some companies can take risks and make nice looking stuff, or are able to be conservative and not mimic the competition (greatest ripoff model was the 01-06 LS, blatant W140 copy). Must be a cultural difference.

    I haven't even seen a new ES yet. Maybe those are old ones being blown out in sweetheart leases?

    I am not surprised about the 7er - it is newer and cheaper than the S, and less risky and seemingly better value than a comparably equipped A8. Looks like the S is still walking on the LS too, and the now 3 year old E is handily beating the GS.
  • lemkolemko Member Posts: 15,261
    I still like the E. I didn't realize that design was already three years old. In lieu of a Cadillac, I could see myself in th E.
  • fintailfintail Member Posts: 58,494
    They were on the road here by May of 09, and I rented one in Germany in October of 09...so will technically be going for 4 years old relatively soon. I think it has aged well, and they seem to be holding up fine. Not an exciting car, but solid.
  • toomanyfumestoomanyfumes Member Posts: 1,019
    Another Chevy commercial with dorks, Two couples trying to sing to bad eighties music and the driver has to turn the radio down to brag about his gas mileage. Guy in the back seat- "It's Spandau Ballet, man!"
    2012 Mustang Premium, 2013 Lincoln MKX Elite, 2007 Mitsubishi Outlander.
  • roadburnerroadburner Member Posts: 18,374
    edited August 2012
    That one has been out for a while. The Ford "press conference" and the Chevy Volt spots are the most recent campaigns that send the message: "Our customers are clueless dweebs, why not join them?"
    Still, they pale in comparison to Toyota's legendary "Camry family" ad of a few years ago- where chubby teenage girls give ecstatic fist-pumps when they learn that a 10 year-old Camry is being handed down to them- and an über-nerdy middle school boy hopes that he will get to drive a Camry Hybrid when he gets his license. The biggest howler is a line from the 2 minute edit of the spot- where the wife describes her husband as "a car guy"...

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    Son's: 2018 330i xDrive

  • fintailfintail Member Posts: 58,494
    It's funny...that Camry spot was so ridiculed, Youtube users actually made videos mocking it. I think Toyota pulled their own hosted version of it due to the laughing at their expense. Even if your car is 110% uncool, making it look uncool isn't the way to go.

    I really have to wonder who came up with the Ford and Volt spots. The latter grates on my nerves, still being aired.
  • ateixeiraateixeira Member Posts: 72,587
    Ever consider they may have taken it down because a new model came out? ;)

    Any how, The Onion is having fun at their expense, clever:

    http://onion.com/MoWqLC
  • ateixeiraateixeira Member Posts: 72,587
    http://vimeo.com/46439060

    They went to affluent houses in Toronto and took photos of a 911 in front of people's houses.

    No way no how that would fly in the USA.
  • robr2robr2 Member Posts: 8,805
    They went to affluent houses in Toronto and took photos of a 911 in front of people's houses.

    No way no how that would fly in the USA.


    I read about this a couple of weeks ago. Two words: PURE GENIUS!!

    It was a local dealer whose ad firm came up with the idea. AFAIK, they didn't go onto anyone's property to take the photo hence no trespassing. They then hand delivered the promo pieces to the homes. The dealership got a 32% response rate - the normal rate for direct mail is 0.5%.

    Ask your wife the PR lady - she'll probably agree it was a great idea.

    BTW - the only issue I could see was they put the piece in at least one mailbox. Here in the US, your mailbox is property of the USPS and nobody else is supposed to put anything in it. I have no idea what the rules are in Canada about that.
  • ateixeiraateixeira Member Posts: 72,587
    edited August 2012
    Yup, they backed the cars up right to the beginning of the driveway but didn't actually get on their property.

    In Canada you can buy bagged milk so anything goes. :D
  • ateixeiraateixeira Member Posts: 72,587
    Unleash the LF-A:

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z8lo-paoJeY&feature=player_embedded

    Been seeing that on TV. Linked to Facebook. Good to have your flagship weaving around your cars for the positive association.

    On another video I heard the LF-A is actually the first entirely woven chassis, so pushing the envelope of carbon fiber chassis design.
  • fintailfintail Member Posts: 58,494
    edited August 2012
    Or simply because it was a dorky commercial ridiculed by many? It was a goofy unlikeable ad, admit it. Toyota is no "underdog", so no reason to defend them.

    LFA weaving ad isn't bad - car better be an amazing piece of engineering for its huge price. Too bad the cars around it are among the dullest in the lux class.
  • xrunner2xrunner2 Member Posts: 3,062
    Shows Cadillac cars going fast on paved roads in desert, along seashore, in mountains. Nicely paced and believable. 99.999999 percent of drivers could see themselves driving on those paved roads, and many could aspire to be driving the roads in Cadillacs.
  • ateixeiraateixeira Member Posts: 72,587
    I don't play Devil's Advocate because they are an underdog. They're #1 globally for crying out loud.

    When you're on top every one throws stones at you. They seem to be a target more often than not.
  • roadburnerroadburner Member Posts: 18,374
    and many could aspire to be driving the roads in Cadillacs.

    Not anyone in my immediate family, thank goodness... :P

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    Son's: 2018 330i xDrive

  • fintailfintail Member Posts: 58,494
    Maybe because even though they sell a lot, they do a lot to offend car enthusiasts?
  • roadburnerroadburner Member Posts: 18,374
    I wouldn't even say that Toyota offends enthusiasts. The ad was just ridiculous on multiple levels.

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  • ateixeiraateixeira Member Posts: 72,587
    They build the FR-S and you go on a rant about how some 3rd party dealer is marking it up (not their fault).

    When a German make sells out and builds a crossover it's OK because they had to do it to stay in business.

    A double standard prevails, even among enthusiasts. Especially among enthusiasts.

    If they did a marketing study and asked enthusiasts to design a car we'd come up with a diesel station wagon that only came with a manual transmission, and they'd sell about 2 of them.

    I'm an enthusiasts but I also understand the realities of the car biz.
  • fintailfintail Member Posts: 58,494
    edited August 2012
    Yes, I ranted against a dealer, not against Toyota. Simmer down.

    When have I defended any crossover, German or otherwise? If the segment never had been born, I'd be more than happy. There's not a single one in the world I would choose over a conventional car.

    Please stop the red herrings/strawmen.
  • stickguystickguy Member Posts: 53,486
    I think the crossover is a wonderful creation. When you need more cargo capacity/flexibility than a sedan offers, and don't want a minivan any longer, it is a much better alternative than a truck (BOF SUV).

    glorified station wagon of course, but they usually do have more interior height which can help, and the good ones drive like a wagon. I would be one of the few OK with one in wagon guise, but given that they aren't offered any longer, a well done CUV is a great option.

    2020 Acura RDX tech SH-AWD, 2023 Maverick hybrid Lariat luxury package.

  • ateixeiraateixeira Member Posts: 72,587
    My sentiments exactly.

    Our Forester crams 118 cubic feet of space in a parking spot shorter than a Chevy Cobalt.

    Pure function.

    Ironically, to me sedans are useless. At least get a wagon or 5 door hatch.
  • fintailfintail Member Posts: 58,494
    Or just don't have so many devilspawn, especially those who need a room full of crap to be toted along for a 48 hour trip. Back in my day minivans were just being born and everyone had normal sedans. I don't remember any difficulty.

    I'd take an E63 wagon over a sedan.
  • ateixeiraateixeira Member Posts: 72,587
    I don't remember any difficulty

    I was one of 3 boys in the back seat of a 72 Buick Electra.

    Despite being, now this is an approximation so don't quote me, SEVENTEEN FEET longer than my minivan is today, it didn't offer nearly the space or comfort my kids enjoy.

    Back then, rear seat entertainment meant picking on my little brother.

    Parental control meant my dad pulling over and throwing us out of the car, then driving 100 feet forward.

    Fuel efficiency was about the same as the Exxon Valdez on one particularly fateful day.

    No difficulty? You're nostalgic...

    Pshh, my "spawn" giggle peacefully in the back at movies, wife can nap in comfort in a reclined seat, I have my GPS as a co-pilot, and we eat up the miles like you never could before, up to 500 miles per tankful.

    My van sits taller than some SUVs so I can see traffic above your sedan's roof, too. :P
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