Car Commercials, the good, the bad, and the annoying!

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  • ateixeiraateixeira Member Posts: 72,587
    We own both a minivan and a CUV...they serve different purposes for us.

    The van is the trip car, pile 'em in, bring everything, invite friends, car pool, let's go.

    The CUV is very easy to drive, much easier to park. It's also my foul weather choice.

    For me they serve different needs. I guess you could compare a Forester to a Mazda5 if they brought the AWD model here, but they don't, or the Focus C Max.

    Forester is shorter than a Chevy Cobalt but offers 114 cubic feet of interior space, so it's small outside, medium-sized inside.

    It is very, very practical.
  • fintailfintail Member Posts: 58,514
    The cars just make things worse. Vehicles that isolate and create unrealistic confidence will often become annoyances. I'll just wait til the first snow event here and see what's in the ditches.
  • fintailfintail Member Posts: 58,514
    edited June 2012
    The first paragraph pretty much sums it up. It might insult crossover fanboys, oh well, too bad.

    They are in reality, for the most part, just smaller minivans for those who are too self-conscious to drive a minivan.
  • fintailfintail Member Posts: 58,514
    So few of those cars sell, and they are so expensive to repair for even minor cosmetic issues, that to use them as some kind of insurance related statistical analysis is tenuous at best. Talk about straws and grasping...
  • stickguystickguy Member Posts: 53,518
    too be fair, there really is a need (IMO of course) for a smaller minivan, since the current crop are really maxivans at this point.

    there is the mazda5, but it would be nice to have something a bit bigger and less goofy looking. Kind of like when they had regular and XL sized vans.

    i am sure sales drove the packaging, but not everyone really needs that big of a barge. I found our '96 Voyager (standard) to be plenty long enough, and that was about the length of a mid-size CUV.

    not that most of the people that shun a van would buy a smaller one. Just one of my pet peeves!

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  • ateixeiraateixeira Member Posts: 72,587
    #1: drift and reverse 180.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VnfeOrtoM7g&feature=player_embedded

    #2: CGI, compares to Camry/Accord.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bRqGa75IS04&feature=player_embedded

    #3: Awkward but hammer the MPG point home.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AM3srC7_t7U&feature=player_embedded

    #4: Also a bit awkward, especially the kiss part.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AM3srC7_t7U&feature=player_embedded

    That last one showcases the feature that beeps the horn when you air up and reach the right PSI. If you overfill it honks to let you know you've aired down enough.
  • texasestexases Member Posts: 11,133
    "They are in reality, for the most part, just smaller minivans for those who are too self-conscious to drive a minivan. "

    Traverse, Flex, Pilot, maybe. But CRV? Rav4? Edge? Much smaller than an Ody or Sienna.
  • stickguystickguy Member Posts: 53,518
    I was thinking more of the traditional family, with 1 practical (mom-mobile?) unit and 1 car (sedan). That is the case where you often find compromises for style.

    either getting something smaller than optimal and jamming in, or getting a barge sized SUV to have enough room, and putting up with the F350 driving dynamics!

    speaking of the big barges, they are surprisingly innefficient (many of them). My SIL had a Tahoe (current style), and the 3rd row was a torture chamber, and cargo space with it up was negligible. Even with the 3rd row down (out?) still not a very large hold. The Suburban is obviously better, but man, is that big!

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  • ateixeiraateixeira Member Posts: 72,587
    You're stereotyping the RX owner, a model you hate so much...

    The Forester has better steering feel than any minivan I tried, which is what you recommended as an alternative.

    It's far less isolated.

    As for "unrealistic confidence" the rates above prove the SL AMG owners are #1 at that. :P
  • ateixeiraateixeira Member Posts: 72,587
    there is the mazda5

    I test drove one, a few complaints:

    * no power sliding doors (JDM has it)
    * no AWD (also a JDM feature)
    * only seats 4 when you have any cargo

    You can get a 2nd row bench in the home market.

    They really do not bring the best of that model to the US market.

    Here's a commercial from Canada for the old model:

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DnkHCJ4JBTw
  • ateixeiraateixeira Member Posts: 72,587
    Even the Pilot is a good 10" shorter than any minivan.

    We should just drop the mini part and call them vans.

    I called the Mazda5 a "vanlet". The folks in that thread got a kick out of that.
  • ateixeiraateixeira Member Posts: 72,587
    traditional family, with 1 practical (mom-mobile?) unit and 1 car (sedan)

    We have 3 vehicles, so I get to commute in a fun roadster. :shades:

    But ... that made it OK to get a minivan for weekends and trips. The van is over 2 tons and at 200" seems big to me, since I like small cars. I think a Suburban is 222.4" so forget it, I wouldn't want to drive one if you gave it to me.

    Wife had a sedan, but nothing fits from the big box stores, Costco, etc. Then she got an AWD wagon, but she didn't like the low seating, so she's much happier with the CUV.
  • michaellnomichaellno Member Posts: 4,120
    Put my wife down as part of those who would not drive a minivan.

    She test drove the dust-buster Ford Aerostar and she swore she'd never drive a minivan. And she hasn't.

    SUV's and CUV's, for the majority of the 15 years we've been married:

    Ford Expedition
    Ford Explorer
    (2) Saturn VUEs
    Mazda CX-7

    She likes the security of AWD; she likes the visibility of the high seating position. Now that the kids are older, the VUEs and CX-7 are a good mix of people and cargo carrying capacity.

    fin - you and I agree most of the time, but not on this topic. If we were all 'sheep', wouldn't we all just need a Kia Rio? Who needs 300HP family sedans and 500HP supercars?

    The US automobile market is about "want", not "need", for many people. 400HP pickup truck? You can get it. 200HP RWD 2+2? You can get that, too.

    Horses and courses, me thinks.
  • ateixeiraateixeira Member Posts: 72,587
    edited June 2012
    Aerostar was not exactly the best example of a minivan, even for its time. They've gotten SO much better. Too bad that spoiled them for her. Funny ad for one, I still hum the music:

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V3gnIML5-GM

    You understand the benefits of a CUV better than most.

    I'd love to see fin test driving a Lexus RX, in fact I'd pay to see it. First thing he'd complain about is the intrusive stability control. Fact is, VSC intrudes early and often, and discourages even semi-aggressive driving.

    The thought of it making you overconfident and driving more aggressively is laughable.
  • stickguystickguy Member Posts: 53,518
    my wife has driven a minivan for almost 17 years (got the first when thing 2 was born). She is just tired of it. partly from the cool/nice/fun factor (she just wants something fancier), but also from not wanting to pilot around something so big.

    my oldest is going into his senior year of college, so won't be around long, and rarely travels with us. And #2 is learning to drive, and once she can solo we may never see her again :sick:

    so, we really don't need a barge like the odyssey. We do, however, need a decent amount of boxy carrying capacity. so for us, a small/midsize CUV is perfect. Pilot, highlander are just too big and bulky. and thirsty.

    Oh, she also likes the sitting up a little higher angle now. so another reason for a trucklet. Off roading, not a concern. And a reason I would consider the FWD RDX (that, and I am "frugal")

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  • stickguystickguy Member Posts: 53,518
    I do have to say though that the Odyssey drives well for what it is, and is great for trips with a lot of people or crap. Too bad you can't shrink it for the 50 weeks/year you don't need something so big!

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  • steverstever Guest Posts: 52,454
    need a decent amount of boxy carrying capacity. so for us, a small/midsize CUV is perfect

    I really think crossovers are just glorified wagons and not in the same class as minivans (although minivans have gotten a bit too big).

    Did a couple of hours in the in-laws Buick LeSabre Ltd today. Nice ride, lots of buttons to push, but I miss the higher seating position of our van. Our old Outback has plenty of room but it I'm sitting that low, I'm wishing I was in a Miata.
  • texasestexases Member Posts: 11,133
    "I really think crossovers are just glorified wagons and not in the same class as minivans (although minivans have gotten a bit too big)."

    Buuuuut...there aren't any wagons, right? So if I don't want/need a 'mini' van, then a CUV is a-ok with me.
  • steverstever Guest Posts: 52,454
    At least they sit relatively high up.
  • stickguystickguy Member Posts: 53,518
    of course they are just station wagons. As long as they hide it well enough, women (men too) will drive them.

    that was the one thing my wife worried about with the Outback. it looked too "wagony". I explained no, it was an SUV.

    the explorer was just the modern LTD wagon for people that would not be caught dead owning the wagons their parents had.

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  • fintailfintail Member Posts: 58,514
    But am I wrong? Stereotypes might not be 100% correct, but they tend to be smoke coming from the fire...

    Forester is really an evolved tall wagon than something pretending to be a rough and tumble off roader anyway.

    That insurance blurb is one of the most vague and ridiculous things posted here. Not to mention I am quite sure a Veyron or Phantom carries more risk.
  • fintailfintail Member Posts: 58,514
    I don't have my visibility blocked by 500hp sedans nor do I get stuck behind them dawdling at on-ramps, nor are they a prime offender in crosswalks when I am a pedestrian. Now tall poser things on the other hand... :shades:

    Want, not need...indeed. I want to not have to play dodgeball with those who suffer from situational distraction.
  • roadburnerroadburner Member Posts: 18,386
    We went with an E83 X3 because my wife liked the way her 3 Series drove but she wanted something with a bit of ground clearance that could cope with situations that occur on our gravel driveway/farm road. In one extreme case it had to traverse a washed-out section of road that was covered by a foot of mud. I doubt a wagon or minivan would have made it through the mess- AWD or not.

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  • michaellnomichaellno Member Posts: 4,120
    Juice - she test drove the Aerostar in 1986 or 1987 - and ended up buying a Tempo that she kept for 10 years. Yes, I agree that the minivan offerings are so much better than they were 25 years ago.

    I don't think she's against minivans altogether - we have friends who own them and she is perfectly content to be a passenger. Just doesn't want to drive them.

    Stick - The Expedition was bought in late '98, so the kids were 10 and 12 at the time. Before that, she had an Escort sedan (that the aforementioned Tempo was traded in on). The kids are now 25 and 23 - and the 23 year old is still at home, so there will often be three of us in the CX-7.

    Fin - It's been a long while since I've spent any time in your part of the country, but here in Colorado I don't think you can link poor driving habits to any one particular type of vehicle. Given that I deliver pizza 3 or 4 nights a week I'm privy to a lot of bad and distracted drivers on the roads of my little burg (population 50,000).
  • ateixeiraateixeira Member Posts: 72,587
    edited June 2012
    crossovers are just glorified wagons

    With more AWD availability and taller cargo areas, sure.

    My little '98 Forester fit an oversized clothes washer still in the box.

    Our bigger '02 Legacy wagon could not do that.

    We don't have the anti-wagon sentiment that many people do, nor do we have anything against minivans. We've owned both. I'd consider a Passat wagon TDI if VW produced consistently reliable cars.
  • ateixeiraateixeira Member Posts: 72,587
    But am I wrong? Stereotypes might not be 100% correct

    Well, we're talking about other crossovers and you seem to have one specific model in mind, and then over-generalizing.

    I don't think our Forester is any more isolated than an Impreza or Legacy sedan. Or Rogue vs. Sentra, etc.

    Does AWD make everyone overconfident? Another generalization. At least provide some evidence to support the theory. Sure you've observed a few 4x4s in ditches, but isn't that likely because they're the only ones out there in those conditions?

    If crossovers are so dangerous, why is the Highlander one of the cheapest cars to insure? Cheaper than any subcompact that costs half.

    I'd argue that a "Sport" mode button in the center console would have far more of an effect at creating overconfidence than an out-of-sight, out-of-mind feature like AWD.

    People press the button and think they're an Andretti all of the sudden. Have 700hp on tap probably hurts, too.

    Insurance claims for sports cars are far, far worse than for crossovers.

    The insurance blurb had a winky emotorcon that flew right over your head.
  • ateixeiraateixeira Member Posts: 72,587
    Sheesh, how many childish stereotypes can you cram in one post? Seriously.

    have my visibility blocked

    You're following too closely. Leave a 2 second gap or more.

    I get stuck behind them dawdling at on-ramps

    Yesterday you were saying drivers are over-confident and drive them too fast, now they're too slow? Make up your mind.

    prime offender in crosswalks when I am a pedestrian

    So now they run people over?

    tall poser

    How would you even know that? Maybe they just want that box to fit in the trunk. You can pay $50 for each appliance delivery, but we don't have to. Are sports car drivers posing as Andretti?

    play dodgeball with those who suffer from situational distraction

    Are you saying that American drivers in sedans are skilled and well trained. Seriously? Around here I feel like nobody knows how to drive.

    You're just spewing one offensive stereotype after another, with no concrete evidence to support any of these outlandish (even contradictory) claims.
  • ateixeiraateixeira Member Posts: 72,587
    situations that occur on our gravel driveway/farm road

    Not posing in any way, shape, or form. Used as intended.
  • fintailfintail Member Posts: 58,514
    "You're following too closely. Leave a 2 second gap or more. "

    Visibility has nothing to do with following distance, ever hear of peripheral vision? It becomes more difficult as the wannabe adventure seekers need to sit higher and higher. Eventually all of us who prefer actual cars are going to have to donk our rides to see.

    Where did I say anything about driving too fast? Overconfidence is related to much more than speed.

    A certain vehicle and driver demographic does seem to be the key crosswalk crowder in my area, yes.

    How would I know? The box can fit in a van or wagon. But some just need to sit tall to feel strong and safe, and they love the image.

    You don't have a right not to be offended. If you want to play that game, I am offended by your perpetual devils advocate stance, and your constant rooting for the supposed underdog, no matter how false may it be. If you don't like the cut of my jib, you can skip my posts. Have fun trying :P
  • fintailfintail Member Posts: 58,514
    But am I wrong? Just because wifey/owner drives one of these, and she lets you on a long enough leash to drive a real car, you need to defend to the death?

    You don't find isolation in the ride height? That's where it comes from. Of course, the coarse engine (oh, it's charm) might negate some of it.

    What "evidence" do you want? The Highlander mostly just dawdles from office park to tract house. It's one model, another beige Toyota.

    Sports cars cost far far more to repair than mall cruising soft roaders. One fender bender will cost 10x the price of a wannabe tough truck crash. Who was defending sports cars anyway? I guess the red herring works in the crooked beltway. 700hp? Another fish, I guess.
  • fintailfintail Member Posts: 58,514
    I'd wager less than 10% of these things ever see an unpaved road in their life.
  • ateixeiraateixeira Member Posts: 72,587
    Visibility has nothing to do with following distance

    Sure it does.

    In my Miata, if I tailgate a Cooper I can't see anything. Farther back I see just fine.

    Where did I say anything about driving too fast?

    Too fast for conditions. Same thing.

    A certain vehicle and driver demographic does seem to be

    Selective attention, I'd wager.

    box can fit in a van or wagon. But some just need to sit tall to feel strong and safe

    How do you know which? You're making assumptions.

    If crossovers drivers really were that inattentive we'd see insurance premiums skyrocket. If they hit pedestrians at crosswalks the premiums would be entirely unaffordable in this litigious society.

    I'd argue that it's more "dumbed down drivers training".

    Quoted your post from the diesel thread. :P
  • ateixeiraateixeira Member Posts: 72,587
    edited June 2012
    I'd wager less than 10% of these things ever see an unpaved road in their life.

    Do orchards count? ;)

    I want the ground clearance to get around in the snow. Trucks leave tracks so if you don't have 8" or more you're stranded, pretty much.

    I welcome the ground clearance considering how often my Miata bottoms out. Even the speed bumps in the garage are scary. :D

    I bet if you put your AMG on a lift, you'd see a few scrapes on the under carriage.
  • ateixeiraateixeira Member Posts: 72,587
    How timely:

    http://vimeo.com/35220096#

    It is funny, though, that they wax nostalgic in a wagon that never existed (GTO wagon is a one-off).

    Also, he says a sheet of plywood will not fit in any minivan and that is patently false. It does, I have. With room to spare.

    I'll put my flame suit on before I say that my Sienna drives 100 times better than my dad's Old Custom Cruiser. That thing guzzled gas and could never track straight. It needed constant steering corrections. I don't miss it one bit, despite the V8/RWD layout.
  • fintailfintail Member Posts: 58,514
    Following distance has nothing to do with those beside me, especially in parking situations.

    Selective attention, or smoke where there is fire. It must be one of those :P

    Stereotyping isn't always right, but it tends to be somewhat accurate.

    Who said anything about being hit? Pedestrians are good at dodging things. From someone who is on foot 5x a week in a dense high traffic area, I seem to find crowders fitting a specific description with high regularity. Last time I had to loudly slap a car for coming too close, it was a Sienna, FWIW :shades:
  • fintailfintail Member Posts: 58,514
    Deep snow is a good excuse not to drive.

    My car doesn't sit terribly low, the old car feels lower. Neither do any duty in deep snow, and I am among the 98% of the population who has no exposure to unpaved roads.
  • ateixeiraateixeira Member Posts: 72,587
    Here in DC it's usually cabbies, and they just keep driving... :D
  • ateixeiraateixeira Member Posts: 72,587
    The next door neighbor's Audi Allroad could not get out. So I got the milk for him.

    I guess you're fine is long as your neighbor owns a CUV/SUV and can bail you out. :shades:
  • fintailfintail Member Posts: 58,514
    There are countless stores within walking distance from me - at least one will be open :shades:

    Speaking of commercials, just saw one for the Altima...that thing really has a dose of Infiniti in it. Huge improvement from the very aged previous model, even if it isn't exactly beautiful.
  • ateixeiraateixeira Member Posts: 72,587
    The 90% who are not within walking distance can all just pack up and move.

    Problem solved! :D
  • fintailfintail Member Posts: 58,514
    That's what they get for moving to the soul draining mcmansion orchards :shades:
  • ateixeiraateixeira Member Posts: 72,587
    Soul is cheap, around $16k. :D
  • fintailfintail Member Posts: 58,514
    I wonder how long they'll run with the hamster theme.
  • ateixeiraateixeira Member Posts: 72,587
    Probably as long as it keeps kicking the xB's and Cube's rear in sales.
  • fintailfintail Member Posts: 58,514
    Shouldn't take much.

    Saw the ILX ad again...just lame.
  • ateixeiraateixeira Member Posts: 72,587
    You need TiVO.
  • xrunner2xrunner2 Member Posts: 3,062
    Anybody seen the commercial of a BMW station wagon suv tearing up a beach, sand flying? What kind of mentality is that? Its been running for a while. Apparently appeals to "some" segment of potential buyers.
  • lemkolemko Member Posts: 15,261
    Saw a black Kia Soul the other day with a big silver decal that read "HamSTAR" on the side!
  • fintailfintail Member Posts: 58,514
    Seeing how BMW posts amazing sales volumes term after term, it must appeal to a universal segment...
  • fintailfintail Member Posts: 58,514
    That's amusing. I have to admit the theme has worked, the local screamer ad Kia dealer even refers to it as "the hamster car" in TV spots.
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