Car Commercials, the good, the bad, and the annoying!

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  • steverstever Guest Posts: 52,454
    Hummer bicycles are big sellers in China right now.
  • ateixeiraateixeira Member Posts: 72,587
    Funny. I've also seen Jeep boom boxes.

    All the auto themed swag I have was free. :shades:
  • fintailfintail Member Posts: 58,517
    They've gotta do something now that they own the name. Probably wouldn't sell so well here.
  • ateixeiraateixeira Member Posts: 72,587
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1Ws8gNlyoLM&feature=player_embedded

    15cm gap and they parallel parked it sideways. :shades:
  • ateixeiraateixeira Member Posts: 72,587
    Speaking of Guiness...SLS will also make it for outrunning a Golf ball drive, but the ad isn't ready yet.

    http://www.autoblog.com/2012/06/02/david-coulthard-catches-speeding-golf-ball-at- -120-mph-in-mercede/
  • ateixeiraateixeira Member Posts: 72,587
    Starts like those Infiniti Q commercials with the trees, but it gets better, and sort of ends like those AMG ads:

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=5eSf9rdV1So
  • ateixeiraateixeira Member Posts: 72,587
    http://hooniverse.com/2012/06/05/meanwhile-in-finland-scubaru/#more-95276

    This Legacy spent months at the bottom of a lake. Owner pulled it out, changed the fluid, and it freaking started! :D
  • fintailfintail Member Posts: 58,517
    And battery, cleaned ECU, plugs, etc.

    Would be a fun test, should be done with similarly aged cars to see which ones survive. I bet a few would, and especially some older ones (MB W123 probably wouldn't even need a fluid change), 21st century cars probably wouldn't.
  • fintailfintail Member Posts: 58,517
    "lightweight FR-S has motorsport running in its veins"

    Thank you Subaru!

    Still, can't wait to see one on the road.
  • ateixeiraateixeira Member Posts: 72,587
    An older Benz diesel probably would never have stalled.

    Or run out of gas. For the whole 3 months. ;)
  • ateixeiraateixeira Member Posts: 72,587
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=sZNS84fqqoc

    Don't you love shaky camera work?

    BTW, if you've never seen that orange color in person, it's incredible.
  • roadburnerroadburner Member Posts: 18,389
    edited June 2012
    Anyone remember the Ford Escape Hybrid radio spot from a few years back? It was the one where the girl asks her dad not to drop her off near school because he is driving an SUV- she's embarrassed because all of her friend's parents drive hybrids.
    My first thought was, "Tell you what, you tree-hugging little snot, from now on you are hoofing it to school. You can save the planet by walking your prissy green butt off."

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  • xrunner2xrunner2 Member Posts: 3,062
    Ford Escape Hybrid radio spot from a few years back? It was the one where the girl asks her dad not to drop her off near school because he is driving an SUV- she's embarrassed because all of her friend's parents drive hybrids.

    Good commercial by a great American company, Ford. They make many good commercials, such as the recent one for the 2013 Mustang driving slowly on big city streets and changing colors. The exception is the goofy one with a NASCAR racer driving a Taurus.

    There are still people in some car companies and their advertising agencies that think that sliding around on paved roads, on gravel or on hard sand in a desert sells cars.
  • roadburnerroadburner Member Posts: 18,389
    Good commercial by a great American company, Ford. They make many good commercials, such as the recent one for the 2013 Mustang driving slowly on big city streets and changing colors. The exception is the goofy one with a NASCAR racer driving a Taurus.

    There are still people in some car companies and their advertising agencies that think that sliding around on paved roads, on gravel or on hard sand in a desert sells cars.


    OK, I give up; who are you really? The joke is funny, but you've finally tipped your hand with the over-the-top Joan Claybrook/Pollyanna safety weenie nonsense.
    Is it you, fezo?

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  • fezofezo Member Posts: 10,386
    Nope. Not me, but I've grabbed my popcorn and am pulling up a chair....
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  • starrow68starrow68 Member Posts: 1,142
    I love that 'Inner Mustang' commercial, great commercial.

    Since I drive a C5 I find the Corvette blowing out candles just a little annoying.
  • ateixeiraateixeira Member Posts: 72,587
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=SuQZtqNNrZU#!

    More of a short movie.

    And no, not as good as Inner Mustang.
  • ateixeiraateixeira Member Posts: 72,587
    http://www.adweek.com/news/advertising-branding/ad-day-subaru-141076

    Balloon one seems a bit long.

    Father/daughter one is a little corny, but cute.

    Both are well targeted at the Subaru buyer.
  • ateixeiraateixeira Member Posts: 72,587
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=elXQ44TI6XU&feature=player_embedded

    Even if it's just a $40k model, at 6 seconds, he earned $24,000,000 per hour. :shades:
  • texasestexases Member Posts: 11,133
    The commercial for the BMW 6 Series Gran Coupé doesn't do it any favors, looks like a misshapen 3 series to me. This isn't the one I'm seeing on TV, but close.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fLHuSyPrS5s
  • anythngbutgmanythngbutgm Member Posts: 4,277
    The idiotic commercial with the Dbag trying to compare the Escalade to a Mercedes C-Class...

    Because everyone shopping for 36 thousand dollar 4-door sedans considers a 3 ton blinged out schoolbus for gang bangers costing 3 times as much and geting 1/3 the gas mileage as an alternative... :sick:
  • lemkolemko Member Posts: 15,261
    Wait a minute! I thought this was a Gran Coupe!
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    Does that Bimmer come with a mod paisley top?
  • ab348ab348 Member Posts: 20,352
    Oh man, I love that big Plymouth! That is a very nice example.

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  • ateixeiraateixeira Member Posts: 72,587
    The Bimmer isn't any sleeker, either. They didn't chop it as much or make it as swoopy as the Benz CLS.

    Still looks like a 5 series that got hit by a giant fly swatter. :D

    Is that a red/white interior I saw? Or was it the lighting?
  • fintailfintail Member Posts: 58,517
    That's actually better looking. Stands a greater chance of still being on the road in 25 years too, no doubt.

    MB gets credit for the CLS that everyone else wants to ape.
  • ateixeiraateixeira Member Posts: 72,587
    Credit, or blame? ;)
  • fintailfintail Member Posts: 58,517
    Windows are too short for a tallish driver like me, but MB hit the jackpot - CLS (first one especially, I don't like the rear lights or side creases on the new one) was very rakish and attention getting, and as it is simply an E-class in a fancy suit, has to carry good profits. It has influenced several cars. A home run during a less than awesome time.
  • ateixeiraateixeira Member Posts: 72,587
    It's successful from a bean counter's point of view, but to me it's style over substance. Poor visibility, less space, more cost, etc.

    But at least they looked good! That's all people really care about. ;)
  • texasestexases Member Posts: 11,133
    "But at least they looked good! That's all people really care about."

    Which is why I wonder about that BMW. Nothing special as far as the exterior goes, except the price. :confuse:
  • fintailfintail Member Posts: 58,517
    Many cars can fit that description, pretty much the entire crossover class, not to mention many SUVs and so-called sporty cars.

    Maybe cars without style (Equus, Camry) are immune.
  • ateixeiraateixeira Member Posts: 72,587
    Poor visibility, less space?

    I challenge you to find a vehicle with better visibility than our Forester. And it's much roomier than a WRX wagon.

    You won't beat the visibility unless you're in a convertible with the top down. And you won't beat the cargo space unless you're towing a trailer.

    So maybe a Cross Cabrio pulling a trailer, but that's about it. And who would want to drive that? :D

    Perhaps the Forester is the exception, as many crossovers go in the X6's direction. The original CR-V and Escape were also boxy, with great cargo space and visibility. Less so now.
  • fintailfintail Member Posts: 58,517
    edited June 2012
    Most crossovers have, as a segment, become less practical and more obese than the wagons they replaced. Your Forester is an anomaly which is aped by virtually no competitors, and it is not the most modern design either.

    Style over substance pretty much defines the class.

    Speaking of dumb commercials, the Acura ILX "office" commercial is lame, mostly because the car is lame.
  • ateixeiraateixeira Member Posts: 72,587
    That's a more recent trend.

    The Forester was a lot roomier than the Impreza wagon.

    The CR-V was a lot bigger than the Civic Wag-o-van it essentially replaced.

    The Focus wagon may have been bigger than the Escape, though, not sure.

    The RAV4 is a lot bigger than the Corolla wagon (Fielder overseas).

    Only the wagons based on bigger cars offered more room (Accord and Camry wagon for instance).

    Even then, you could argue the Pilot and Highlander replaced those, and they're far bigger as well.

    The trend is toward style, a la Evoque, but not all crossovers are impractical.
  • fintailfintail Member Posts: 58,517
    Did those really replace the wagons you mention though, or just wagons in general? In this market, those you list either have many year gaps between the wagon and higher riding estrogen infused mommymobile, or even concurrent sales.

    They offer greater profit margins, which is why the marketing side embraced them, giving them the masquerade of style to people who think a Corolla is nifty. Not all crossovers are impractical, but most require sacrifices that are not worth the gain unless you just have to sit a little higher and pretend to be rugged and capable.
  • ateixeiraateixeira Member Posts: 72,587
    Most of those were introduced right around the time the wagons were phased out. The Civic Wag-o-van even had the Real-Time 4WD logo on it.

    Subaru dropped the Loyale wagon. The Impreza "wagon" was really a 5 door hatch, the Forester was essentially the wagon. It grew taller over the years.

    I know you dislike the class overall, but the fact is many are quite practical, roomy, have great visibility, and offer a high vantage point which probably appeals to the often female demographic that buys them.

    Just because they don't serve you doesn't mean they don't serve a purpose to someone else. It's much easier to fit a child seat in a CR-V than in a low Civic or Accord. The AWD is for honest all-season use, not off road use.

    To me that's better than pitching XTerras to soccer moms with extreme rock climbing commercials. They were buying the wrong type of vehicle for them. Crossovers are better suited to their needs than 4x4s ever were.

    Would you really rather see soccer moms driving Jeeps and XTerras? Not me.
  • fintailfintail Member Posts: 58,517
    edited June 2012
    There was something around a 6 year gap between the Civic wagon and CRV. The Forester was indeed something of its own, always offered concurrently with the Impreza, not replacing it.

    Honest all season use in sunnier climes - it's not about the ability, it's the image. Child seats are kind of a stretch too - how many of them are actually fitted with these? People like to pretend to be rough and adventurous. Line that up with the potential for high profit margins, and a new fad is born.

    Not to mention how the things are like magnets for those with zero situational awareness.
  • ateixeiraateixeira Member Posts: 72,587
    Volvo actually put built-in boosters in their XC90. Kids are in those until 80 lbs, so you use them for quite a while.

    It's handy to slide in vs. having to drop down (sedan) or climb up (4x4).

    magnets for those with zero situational awareness


    Is that the vehicle's fault?

    Conversely, wouldn't you rather have that person in a car with good visibility, AWD, and slower acceleration than a wagon would have? Sure the prices are higher but they all got stability control well before wagons did (the class pioneered that feature).

    My sister just test drove a CX5 and her favorite features were the back up cam and lane departure warning.

    Shoot, I hope she gets them! :D
  • ateixeiraateixeira Member Posts: 72,587
    http://blogs.insideline.com/straightline/2012/06/subaru-br-z-scion-fr-s-top-edmu- nds-list-of-quickest-selling-vehicles.html

    ILX, a pair of Prius, X6...I'm not sure if this is a list of popular cars, or the ones you hate the most. ;)

    Half the list are crossovers - X6, Soul, Q7, Q5, CX5, CR-V, X3, ...

    People like 'em for a reason.
  • fintailfintail Member Posts: 58,517
    I don't see tons more kids in these things than in cars or what they should be driving, minivans. But the ego of these sheep won't allow them in the latter.

    They got stability control because they were poor designs that tended to be poorly driven. The visibility is now debatable with ever-thicker pillars and higher beltlines, and it doesn't matter much when the driver never puts down their starbucks or iphone (with the bigger geebees) anyway.

    I will say that the average driver who swoons over these soft roaders needs all the help they can get. If you need a lane departure warning...well, I will stop there :shades:
  • fintailfintail Member Posts: 58,517
    Has anyone here even seen the lame ILX on the street, not to mention the Breeze and the Scion? I doubt the statistical value of such data sometimes. I also suspect most X6 are special order or shipped in on demand, therefore not sitting around much.

    Soul is a crossover? Nope, it's a Kia xB.

    A good line from "Tommy Boy" starts with: What the American public doesn't know is what makes them...
  • ateixeiraateixeira Member Posts: 72,587
    I guess I don't see how they're any worse than a V8, RWD station wagon from the 80s with fake wood plastered on the side.

    What their moms drove, in other words.
  • fintailfintail Member Posts: 58,517
    edited June 2012
    Those old barges didn't inspire false confidence and encourage vapid distracted driving, nor did they pretend to be something they weren't, nor were they an avenue for boring cloned people to escape driving something they saw as dull when in fact the replacement is even more dull.
  • texasestexases Member Posts: 11,133
    "Those old barges didn't inspire false confidence and encourage vapid distracted driving, nor did they pretend to be something they weren't, nor were they an avenue for boring cloned people to escape driving something they saw as dull when in fact the replacement is even more dull. "

    ...wow...
  • ateixeiraateixeira Member Posts: 72,587
    Exactly.

    It's as if he thinks the cars are at fault.

    There have always been terrible drivers on the road, it's not as if it started with crossovers.

    Insurance rates are far lower than for sports cars, should we generalize and say they all drive better than those supposed enthusiasts?

    The other day a Benz lady driver had her Kindle in front of the steering wheel, reading intensely. It was not a GLK, not that it matters! :lemon:
  • ateixeiraateixeira Member Posts: 72,587
    Sneaking us back on topic... 2 of the 10 cheapest car for teens to insure are in fact crossovers:

    http://www.autoguide.com/auto-news/2012/03/top-10-cheapest-vehicles-to-insure-fo- r-teens.html/6

    Including our Forester. Touchee! :shades:
  • ateixeiraateixeira Member Posts: 72,587
    edited June 2012
    1. Chrysler Town & Country LX -- $1,092 average premium
    2. Toyota Sienna 4 cylinder -- $1,101
    3. Toyota Sienna LE -- $1,108
    4. Honda Odyssey LX -- $1,115
    5. Nissan Murano SL -- $1,128
    6. Jeep Wrangler Unlimited Sport -- $1,131
    7. Honda Odyssey EX -- $1,138
    8. Toyota Sienna 6 cylinder -- $1,143
    9. Ford Escape XLS -- $1,150
    10. Toyota Highlander -- $1,154

    The most expensive to insure? The Mercedes SL65 AMG, with a national average annual premium of $3,544.

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    3 crossovers in that top 10 list.

    Crossovers are among the safest cars on the road.

    AMG drivers are definitely the worst. ;)

    Perhaps they, what was it, inspire false confidence and encourage vapid distracted driving.

    Must be why those rates are higher than other cars in its class.
  • stickguystickguy Member Posts: 53,529
    really are pitched to people that should be (or eventually will be!) in a minivan. But, there have always been image buyers, and commercials reinforcing the stereotype (as if your car makes you somehting you really aren't!) But I know plenty of women that would not be caught dead driving a minivan.

    but, I do agree that recently style has gotten in the way of functionality. I prefer something boxier in the back, so you can actually get stuff in there. Instead, the roofline is being slanted and angled forward, and the side windows are becoming massive sails.

    The Escape is like this, along with the upcoming new Santa Fe.

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