Project Cars--You Get to Vote on "Hold 'em or Fold 'em"

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  • british_roverbritish_rover Member Posts: 8,502
    A guy I worked with a UPS had one of these.

    It is not just a money pit.

    It is not just a neutron star money pit.

    Or even a blackhole

    It is one of those supermassive blackholes that swallows whole galaxies for breakfast and then asks when lunch and dinner will be served.
  • Mr_ShiftrightMr_Shiftright Member Posts: 64,481
    That's why people get sucked in. Money disappears at the speed of light and so do the completely filled-out repair orders (multiple sheets stapled together), so nobody gets to witness the event.

    The 8 series is the automotive equivalent of a Venus Fly Trap.
  • lemmerlemmer Member Posts: 2,689
    My 1998 323ic has been fairly reliable.

    Well, it did have a worn gear in the convertible top motor, which somehow turned into an $850 repair.

    An 8-series couldn't be any worse than a 928, right?
  • british_roverbritish_rover Member Posts: 8,502
    Yeah this guy was a driver so he made a TON of money and it was even painful for him. I know he dumped it eventually but it cost him thousands of dollars a year in repairs first.
  • Mr_ShiftrightMr_Shiftright Member Posts: 64,481
    An 8 Series would make a 928 look like a Toyota Corolla in comparison. At least with a 928, the bills do stop eventually.
  • bumpybumpy Member Posts: 4,425
    Read through this.

    All of it.

    Add up the repair bills.

    All of them.

    Then get down on your knees, thank your personal icons, and buy an Acura.
  • fintailfintail Member Posts: 58,635
    For the money...why not - these are my equivalent of Andre's Mopar R-body. They just hold a lot of appeal for a big tank.

    Pricey fins, but I do know of them going for this much - in Europe of course
  • lemmerlemmer Member Posts: 2,689
    That guy must be a masochist. 100 repair visits with $37K spent? My personal limit for repair visits is probably around 5 before I get sick of a car.

    I do recall that last time I had my 3-series at the dealer, there was some old guy dressed up like Judge Smails in Caddyshack throwing a fit because his new 7-series had some problem for which they didn't yet have a fix.

    Maybe I'll just spend my $12K on a C4 'Vette or a twin turbo Z. Or maybe a mid '90s Miata and an early '80s 928.
  • lemkolemko Member Posts: 15,261
    Wow! Talk about depreciation! Weren't these cars something like $80K+ new? I would stay far, far away from this one. It'll deplete your bank account faster than the Vegas showgirl you woke up married to after a drunken stupor.
  • lemkolemko Member Posts: 15,261
    I read that site a long time ago and it's a further justification for me to stick to my Buicks and Cadillacs!
  • bumpybumpy Member Posts: 4,425
    As much grief as older domestic cars get for being poorly-designed and unreliable, their one virtue was that you could fix them with $10 of random parts found laying on the side of the road.
  • Mr_ShiftrightMr_Shiftright Member Posts: 64,481
    Very true---build quality was sloppy and indifferent, if not downright gruesome on some makes, but the cars themselves are eternally rebuildable by the home mechanic, and the assembly defects and shoddy workmanship can be corrected during restoration by any competent body shop. You could keep an old Chevelle or Mustang running for the next 100 years.
  • british_roverbritish_rover Member Posts: 8,502
    You could keep an old Chevelle or Mustang running for the next 100 years.

    And it wouldn't cost the GDP of Luxembourg to do it.

    You can't say that about old Italian, German or British cars.
  • andre1969andre1969 Member Posts: 26,104
    As much grief as older domestic cars get for being poorly-designed and unreliable, their one virtue was that you could fix them with $10 of random parts found laying on the side of the road.

    Yeah, it's funny how the very thing that the cars get slammed for, when they're new, ends up becoming an asset as they age! That crudeness and simplicity pays off, eventually.
  • Mr_ShiftrightMr_Shiftright Member Posts: 64,481
    Which is why I like old MGs---crude n' simple (sounds like a new cereal).

    Of course, there are some domestic cars that are NOT easy to restore or fix, like the big Cadillacs or Lincolns.
  • andre1969andre1969 Member Posts: 26,104
    Speaking of crude 'n' simple, I fired up my '79 New Yorker (the cranky $500 blue one, not the relatively reliable $900 5th Ave), and ran it down to the liquor store and back for a booze run, gearing up for Thanksgiving. Made one of my roommates go with me, as a sort of good luck charm. He's terrified of that car, because he knows about its tendency to get you there, but not always get you back!

    Still, it made the 4-5 mile round trip with no fuss, whatsoever! :P A contractor dude in a fairly new-ish Chevy Astro commented on it, and thought it was cool, although he didn't know what it was...asked me if it was a Lincoln!

    As for old Cadillacs and Lincolns, I can understand some of the more complex Lincolns, like those complex 4-door convertibles with the top that totally stowed away under the boot, and maybe some of the fuel-injected Cadillacs of the 70's. And maybe those FWD Eldorados were a bit more complex than your typical RWD car. But otherwise, what is it, exactly, that would make, say, a 1968 Fleetwood Sixty Special more complicated to work on than a 1968 Impala? I could see the relative scarcity of parts for the Cadillac being a problem, and all the standard power stuff just waiting to fail.

    Or, to use a newer example, is there really anything about my buddy's 1978 Mark V that would make it more complicated to work on than a fully decked out LTD-II?

    But, even though it can get cranky, I admire the simplicity of my New Yorker. I'm sure I'll have it long after my Intrepid had been junked and cubed. My Intrepid, which just had its check engine light come on today, for the first time. :sick: I have a baaaad feeling about this!
  • andre1969andre1969 Member Posts: 26,104
    That 560 SEL is a handsome beast. I've always liked that style. I know it's probably cliche to say so, but to me that style is timeless. Just doesn't look like something that probably first hit the market around 1979. I'm guessing though, that if the price is that reasonable, the miles are something obscene?
  • Mr_ShiftrightMr_Shiftright Member Posts: 64,481
    No, 560SELs are pretty much give-away cars. Nobody wants them UNLESS they are cheap. It's almost an impossible car to sell at anything other than bargain prices. The cars aren't worth anything. You know how it goes, supply vs demand. Most buyers are too freaked out by repair costs, as they should be. Sure, buy a mint on off an old lady for $3,500 and when it breaks, abandon it.

    Old Cadillacs -- yes, the lack of aftermarket parts is one factor, also the expensive and extensive electrical gadgetry (auto headlight dimmers, wonder bar radios, power antennas. Repairing these is costly. And cosmetic restoration is equally expensive, with all that chrome and leather. They simply aren't reproducing much of the interior or trimwork, so you're stuck there as well as on mechanicals.
  • fintailfintail Member Posts: 58,635
    I completely agree, it is a timeless style. How good it looks today is a testament to how advanced it was when new. I can easily call it the best postwar large/luxury sedan from any maker.

    Price is about what average ones bring anymore. Mint ones bring a little more, beaters can be had for a grand. But as Shifty says, there's no upside...too common, big, and 4-door to be collectible, repairs approach prices on a new car but with no resale value, and they aren't really a status symbol anymore. Like all old MB sedans, a handful will be cherished by enthusiasts, the rest will slowly die.
  • hpmctorquehpmctorque Member Posts: 4,600
    In response to your message #12463, anything with air suspension can be expensive to fix. Many Lincolns from the '80s and '90s had these. One of the smoothest riding cars I ever experienced was a '88 Lincoln Continental sedan (Taurus based, new for that model year). The bad news was that, between the infamous 3.8 V6, and the air suspension, it didn't take long for it to become problematic.
  • Mr_ShiftrightMr_Shiftright Member Posts: 64,481
    You gotta pick your projects carefully. An MGB vs. an XKE (E-Type) is the difference between 3 months and 3 years. I think the combined weight of an E-Type engine & tranmisson (which MUST come out together) is well over 1/2 ton. Imagine wrangling THAT on a cherry-picker in your garage.

    Even within the popular GM cars, Fords and Mopars you have to pick your poison carefully. A Cougar will be a lot more hassle than a Mustang, a 4-4-2 more than a GTO.
  • jlflemmonsjlflemmons Member Posts: 2,242
    Why would a 442 be more hassle than a GTO? At least with the 455 you didn't have the problem with the camshaft developing flat lobes like the Pontiac did. Other than the engine, they really weren't that different.

    Then again, I was always sweet on the 442.
  • lemkolemko Member Posts: 15,261
    There 's a young girl who works with me who wants an SRT8 Hemi Charger. Heck, maybe now's the time to get yours, (the Charger, not the young girl!) Can't wait for the day my girl wants a new Buick LaCrosse Super!

    Heck, for all the bad-mouthing '80s GM cars get, I have two that are darn near bulletproof. Couldn't say that about a late '80s BMW 750i! In fact, I'm taking my Park Avenue to southern Delaware tomorrow.
  • lemkolemko Member Posts: 15,261
    I looked at a 1989 Mercedes-Benz 560SEL around the time I bought my 1989 Cadillac Brougham, but the $73,990 price stopped me dead cold. I still wouldn't mind getting one today. A few years ago, I almost bought a 1986 Mercedes 420SEL w/215K miles on it for $1,500. I figured if it puked a transmission or something, I wouldn't be out that much, but I know me. I'd have tried to restore it to perfect, so maybe it's a good thing I didn't go for it.
  • andre1969andre1969 Member Posts: 26,104
    Oh yeah, I forgot about those air suspensions. Back in 1993, there was a guy in our office who bought this really nice 1983 Cadillac Fleetwood sedan, in a light blue. It had that treacherous 4.1 V-8, but was well-maintained and still reliable at this point. Well, he gave it to his son, and then bought a 1984 or so Lincoln Continental sedan...the little Fairmont-based bustleback.

    Unfortunately, both cars met sad demises. The power steering pump went out on the Caddy. Instead of getting it fixed, the son thought it would be cool to drive it without the power assist, like it was some macho thing. As a result, that put more strain on other components of the steering, and within a few months the car was shot. As for the Continental, the air suspension went bad, and I think the guy got quoted something like $800 per corner...or roughly $3200 total to repair! Needless to say, both of them got junked. I forget what the guy bought after that, as he transferred to another job shortly after he decided to junk the Continental.
  • andre1969andre1969 Member Posts: 26,104
    I figured if it puked a transmission or something, I wouldn't be out that much, but I know me. I'd have tried to restore it to perfect, so maybe it's a good thing I didn't go for it.

    Yeah, Lemko, I know you. If I ever want to bankrupt you, I'll give you one of my '79 New Yorkers for Christmas! :P
  • Mr_ShiftrightMr_Shiftright Member Posts: 64,481
    I think there is a stronger aftermarket for the GTO than the 442, especially for trim parts, etc.

    80's GM cars:---I think they run okay. The comments were directed mostly at the build quality. But then, they were relatively inexpensive cars for the money, for the most part, so you can't compare them to expensive imports. They're just a bit, if you excuse the expression, cheesy in how they are made, and this has caused a general lack of interest in all but a few types.
  • andre1969andre1969 Member Posts: 26,104
    I think there is a stronger aftermarket for the GTO than the 442, especially for trim parts, etc.

    So it seems like most of the issue with a lot of these cars is limited aftermarket for specific trim and body parts and such. But if you just have some old heap of a Cutlass Sedan, would it be any harder to keep running, than, say, an old heap of a Chevelle sedan? I'm not talking about trying to restore it to perfection, but just to keep it running. So like if you have suspension problems, or need a tranny rebuild, or rebuilding a carb?

    As for 80's cars, I think one problem with them, that stems from the 70's, is simply that they started using more plastic in them...both hard and soft. Plus thicker padding, plusher fabrics, etc. And all that stuff just doesn't hold up in the long run as well as good old fashioned metal. For example, the door panel on my '68 Dart is mostly just painted metal. It has a vinyl insert, which is just a thin piece of vinyl with a little bit of fuzz behind it for padding, adhered to a backing that's sort of halfway between cardboard and waferboard. That insert is held in place by a chrome strip at the top that it slides into, and pop-in clips around the side. Then the armrest, a little rubbery padded foam thing, is bolted to a piece of plastic, which is then bolted to the door itself. The top 4 inches or so, and the bottom 3 inches, or so, are good old fashioned exposed metal.

    Now, contrast this to my '76 Grand LeMans. The top half of the door panel is thickly padded vinyl, which entirely covers the top of the door, curving all the way to the window. It's all nice and pretty, when it's new. But over time, the sun will fade the top part, and it'll get brittle with age. It also appears to be held on by clipping at the top, and then two screws at the bottom. The lower part of the door panel is a giant plastic slab, with carpeting glued on at the bottom. This big plastic slab just clips onto the door itself. The armrest itself is more integrated than on the Dart, being a padded section that bolts down onto a molded part of the plastic. However, it's not bolted directly to the metal of the door frame, so when you pull the door closed, it's just those little clips that are holding the whole thing to the door itself.

    It also seems to me that the plastics they used on cars in the 70's just didn't hold up as well as it did in the 60's. It would fade, get chalky and brittle, and start to fall apart. I wonder though, if this is because of cheaper plastics, or the fact that cars started getting more airtight in the 70's, which would allow the interior to heat up more? Also, windows became much larger, and more curved, in the 70's, which would let in more of the sun's rays.

    My Dart's windows are fairly upright, with the exception of the large, concave rear window. But even here, that rear window mainly exposes the passenger shelf, and not the back seat area so much. In contrast, my LeMans has windows that curve in severely on the sides, and the rear window is fastback-rakish, extending up over the back seat area.

    With the Dart's windows rolled all the way up, a gentle push will still close the door all the way. With my LeMans, windows up, you have to put some muscle into it and slam it to close it all the way. Hey, maybe that's another reason 70's cars didn't hold up...all that slamming you had to do to close the doors! Eventually, I'd think that would take its toll.
  • bumpybumpy Member Posts: 4,425
    on the trunklid just screams '80s.
  • bumpybumpy Member Posts: 4,425
    It also seems to me that the plastics they used on cars in the 70's just didn't hold up as well as it did in the 60's.

    In strolling through the junkyard, one thing I've noticed is that the steering wheels on the '67-'72 GM trucks are all disintegrated by now, while the wheels on the '60-66 trucks are still intact and ready for service.
  • Mr_ShiftrightMr_Shiftright Member Posts: 64,481
    You might have trouble with some mechanical parts on the more mundane old cars, like say a carburetor on a 6 cylinder Tempest...whereas you can just slap an aftermarket carburetor on just about any GM small block.

    But various linkages, vacuum servos, shift lever parts, or things like window seals, door seals, etc.---all that can be hell to find on 60s or 70s cars that are not completely mainstream or are not that popular.

    I think if you just want to keep an old Cutlass running, for instance, you can adapt a lot of parts off other GM cars, but small mechanical and trim bits are going to be tough. You can make up an exhaust system but not an exhaust manifold---so you'll need either an expensive header aftermarket, or you'll have to weld what you got.
  • andre1969andre1969 Member Posts: 26,104
    LOL, I did want one of those Monte SS'es when they were new. I still kinda like them, but my tastes have changed. If I was going to get one of those 80's GM musclecars, I'd probably go for the 442. I thought they were more stylish than the Monte SS, and back then Cutlasses tended to have better interior materials than Montes. A Grand National would be way cool, but I've always been fearful of the complexity, with that turbo.

    I guess the worst of the lot back then was that Grand Prix 2+2 they offered in 1986-87. It had that clunky aerodynamic rear window that looked similar to the SS Monte Aerocoupe, but was still a unique part. The front-end on those looked really odd, too, jutting out in a fashion similar to the Monte SS...but I don't think the Grand Prix really needed that, as its front-end was more rakish in stock form than a Monte, anyway. But I guess to compete in NASCAR, it needed that thing. Worst insult of all though with the GP 2+2 was that it just had a stock 150 hp Chevy 305! They didn't even have the decency to give it the 180 hp version that the Monte SS had...this was just the mundane version that would have gone into a regular Monte, Grand Prix, or Bonneville G.
  • gsemikegsemike Member Posts: 2,432
    The GP also was stuck with a 3.08 read whereas the Monte and 442 would have 3.73s. Even by 80s standards, that was a weak attempt.
  • fintailfintail Member Posts: 58,635
    A friend of mine has an 85 SS - his childhood dream car. He bought it about 7 years ago with 60K on the clock...now it has maybe 85K, as he drove it a little. It was pristine when he bought it, but it has aged those 20 years in about 5. It's the kind of car where you close the door and it rattles for 30 seconds. The engine sounds decent and looks good if you like the fake Nascar kinda thing...but maybe I just don't get it. Some of the interior plastics make me cringe, and the fit and finish is amusing.
  • andre1969andre1969 Member Posts: 26,104
    It was pristine when he bought it, but it has aged those 20 years in about 5. It's the kind of car where you close the door and it rattles for 30 seconds.

    That's a shame that the car's age caught up with it. What made it age so fast? Does he have to keep it stored outside?

    Some of the interior plastics make me cringe, and the fit and finish is amusing.

    I didn't think my Mom's '86 Monte was too bad inside. However, I think Chevy changed the interior fabrics on these cars a bit for 1986. My Mom's Monte had a cloth interior, with just the seatbacks and side bolsters being vinyl. Now, it wasn't exactly a high-quality cloth. I believe this is the stuff they used to call "Mouse Fur". I've seen older 80's Montes though, with interiors that were a combination of cloth and vinyl. Usually just the seating surfaces were cloth, with everything else, including the door panels, being vinyl. Some of them could look pretty tacky.

    My 1982 Cutlass Supreme had a much nicer interior, though. It had sort of a corduruoy pattern that was smoother than the Monte's mousefur, and even a bit shiny, but comfortable and pretty durable. The Cutlass also used a different material for the dashboard...this stuff that had sort of a leathery texture to it, and was surprisingly resistant to cracking. I've never seen a car with that type of material have a cracked dash. My grandma's '85 LeSabre also used it, as did my '79 Newport, and my two '79 New Yorkers. My '89 Gran Fury used a similar version of it. But then the other stuff, which is lower-quality looking, and not as soft-touch, seems to crack much more easily. My '80 Malibu, Mom's '86 Monte, and my '85 Silverado used this type of padding...and it cracked in every single case! And while the Gran Fury/Diplomat/5th Ave used the higher quality stuff, I noticed that the Aspen/Volare didn't...and therefore tend to crack.

    I think the earlier versions of the downsized Cutlass and LeSabre used a different material as well, and were more prone to cracking.

    As for that door rattling, I don't remember the three similar cars I've had...a 1980 Malibu, 1982 Cutlass, and Mom's '86 Monte, being too bad with the windows rolled all the way up. All the way down, you had to make sure you didn't slam the door too hard. And if the window was at half-mast, forget it! Still, as bad as these cars were, they didn't rattle near as bad as the '73-77 models they replaced. I'm always VERY careful whenever I have a passenger in my '76 LeMans... in fact, I'll usually offer to hold the door for them!
  • fintailfintail Member Posts: 58,635
    Yeah, the car got stored outside for awhile, once under a tree - and we all know what that does. It is also black, and he refuses to put any real effort into keeping it waxed and polished. The interior has held up very well, especially given material quality, but the paint looks its age, and every nook and cranny has old dirt now. It was garaged before he bought it. It is a local car, so if anything, it isn't rusty...but the paint needs some kind of $500 show detail to be presentable. The car was also in a fender bender several years back (I think I have some pics of that somewhere, I should post them) - and the paintwork was certainly not the best, even though it cost a small fortune. The whole car was painted and got new decals....so this downhill slide has been since ca. 2001-2002.

    He also has an 83 Monte CL, which has a more decent mouse-fur interior. On the SS, the problem isn't the upholstery rather the plastics and the eastern-bloc grade vinyl. I have driven the SS, and the t-tops do not help with headroom either - and I am not terribly tall at 6'1". It was an awkward drive for me. I've also driven the CL, which was much better, save for the brakes - not like the MB I am used to! It goes about 10mph at idle, and you have to plan your stops.

    The rattly doors are with the windows down...it's pretty embarrassing, I'd think. Those cars seem to have big heavy doors, too.
  • andre1969andre1969 Member Posts: 26,104
    I didn't even think of the T-tops causing a headroom problem, but I guess with that extra reinforcing around the openings, it would cut into the interior space.

    Since I bought that $500 midnight blue '79 New Yorker back in May, I've learned about how hard those dark colors can be to keep clean. I swear I can wash the thing, and not even drive it, and within a day or two of just sitting in the yard, it looks filthy again. I guess I got spoiled by all those years of owning cars in more neutral colors...white, silver, gray, creme, etc. And it's not that I'd actively seek out those colors...they just seemed to find me somehow!

    As for that window rattling, one trick I learned with my LeMans, is that when I close the door with the window down, I take my hand and cup the top of the door, at the windowsill, clenching the door skin and interior trim together. I close it that way, rather than just flinging it shut from the outside, or pulling it shut by the armrest on the inside. Cuts down on the rattling and gives the impression of a much higher quality automobile. :P
  • fintailfintail Member Posts: 58,635
    I remember when I drove the car I had to lean my seat back to see properly, it was odd. The t-tops cut in way more than a sunroof. I don't recall them ever rattling or the owner ever saying they leak, though.

    Does the $500 NYer have clearcoat paint? It seems the clearcoat on cars also makes it look dirtier when the car gets a little dirty, and of course it is a magnet for swirls and imperfections. My modern car is dark grey, and it is a huge PITA to keep clean to my desired standard, I feel like I have to wax it weekly, and I do wipe it down with a damp cloth a couple times per week. On that note, Meguiars NXT wax is a very good product for dark colors, it puts a nice gloss on modern paint, but I suspect it would not do the same to an old car like the fintail, and its old fashioned paint.

    I suspect those windows rattled even when new...and that it isn't hard to break one if you really slam the door.
  • andre1969andre1969 Member Posts: 26,104
    No clearcoat on my New Yorker, which is probably a good thing. I imagine it would have burned off by now! Another good thing about that "Nightwatch" midnight blue Chrysler used is that it's non-metallic, so it doesn't have those little pigments in the paint just waiting to cause the paint to fade, crack, crows-foot, etc.

    Metallic paints have come a long way, but back in those days they tended to fade pretty quickly if left outside. I'll have to try that Meguiars NXT stuff and see how it does.
  • fintailfintail Member Posts: 58,635
    I've never had a non-clearcoat metallic car, so I don't know how they age...but I can imagine it isn't good, especially in that area.

    I don't know how that wax will work on a non-clearcoat car. I need to find something to use on the fintail, that will apply in an even coat. Last year I stripped off the old wax with soap, used Meguiars polish, and then put on two coats of normal wax - it was a real workout. It didn't make a big difference. I guess the car needs something heavier.
  • lemkolemko Member Posts: 15,261
    Yeah, but imagine your 1979 Fifth Avenue looking as nice as my Brougham! :)
  • lemkolemko Member Posts: 15,261
    What was it? I clicked the link and it read "Posting Deleted by Author."
  • fintailfintail Member Posts: 58,635
    It was an immaculate 1987 Park Avenue (I think)
  • Mr_ShiftrightMr_Shiftright Member Posts: 64,481
    Shoot that's cheap for a street rod! I wonder if it could run on nuclear power?
  • gussguss Member Posts: 1,167
    It must be for when you have to be at the Home Depot Now
  • Mr_ShiftrightMr_Shiftright Member Posts: 64,481
    You'd want a cheap rod to park at Home Depot, so it could absorb all the door dents you're going to get there.
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