Car Commercials, the good, the bad, and the annoying!

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  • ateixeiraateixeira Member Posts: 72,587
    We were talking about this recently, so this article is interesting:

    http://www.autoblog.com/2012/09/26/2013-mercedes-cls63-amg-shooting-brake-first-- drive-review-video/

    You sacrifice 26% of the cargo space to go from an E wagon to the CLS wagon.

    And how practical are crossovers? The much smaller GLK actually matches the 54.7 cubic foot capacity exactly. Coincidence.

    The shape is different, a box basically, rather than a long floor with a low ceiling, but you can always stack boxes.

    I'm not even a fan of the GLK, but you see how practical a small crossover can be. It is more than 16 inches (!) shorter overall than the CLS wagon yet matches the capacity, which supports my "crossovers are practical" theory quite well. :shades:
  • fintailfintail Member Posts: 58,483
    But the CLS would be bought for sporty looks. The GLK for rugged looks. I doubt either buyer thinks much about practicality. Image is everything.

    I'd take an E63 wagon over either, sleeper looks and good outward visibility.
  • ateixeiraateixeira Member Posts: 72,587
    GLK doesn't even look all that rugged.

    I think, perhaps unintentionally, they created a very practical small wagon, one that just happens to be tall and has decent clearance.

    You're probably right, though, from the consumers' point of view they probably see it as "safe" and just enjoy their truck's high point of view.

    E63 wagon for me, too.

    Had a C240 4Matic loaner once, liked it but I'd like something juuuust a smidge roomier.
  • fintailfintail Member Posts: 58,483
    GLK reminds me of a Tonka toy. I bet it is rugged in a cutesy way to the intended demographic - which isn't us.

    I don't think that demographic likes wagons, no matter their positives.
  • lemkolemko Member Posts: 15,261
    Here's a wagon that meets my standards!

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  • ateixeiraateixeira Member Posts: 72,587
    edited September 2012
    I bet you can fit a sheet of plywood inside, too.

    Dad had an '84 Old Custom Cruiser. 3 rows, huge capacity, V8, RWD.

    Some how it was less than the sum of its parts, though. The automatic hesitated like mad, and the ride was bouncy, plus it got 12mpg.

    There are many attractive wagons nowadays, though.
  • fintailfintail Member Posts: 58,483
    edited September 2012
    Those clamshell wagons are excellent. I am usually not a huge 70s fan, but I like those battle cruisers. For the time and place, very nice design. Probably has a 455 that moves it without effort, too.
  • ateixeiraateixeira Member Posts: 72,587
    By 1984 emissions and OPEC basically choked those V8 wagons.

    Chrysler took the opportunity to move to lighter, V6, FWD family movers and the rest is history.
  • xrunner2xrunner2 Member Posts: 3,062
    A man and woman (husband/wife) go to a cabin in the woods in a Subaru station wagon with a chocolate lab puppy. Then, they go a second time later and the puppy is grown up. Then, a 3rd time, with the dog AND a little kid. Touching. Can relate to this type commercial vs some that are merely stupid car stunts.
  • xrunner2xrunner2 Member Posts: 3,062
    Haven't seen this in a while. They ran it a lot.

    A just married couple, she in wedding dress, take their Subaru on a camping trip right after being married and set up tent. Then, it rains and there is a mess, but still all smiles.
  • xrunner2xrunner2 Member Posts: 3,062
    A man (father) is by side of his Subaru giving keys to his 6-year old girl, he talks to her. Then at end of commercial, the girl is about 16 years old, the father gives her some words.
  • robr2robr2 Member Posts: 8,805
    A just married couple, she in wedding dress, take their Subaru on a camping trip right after being married and set up tent. Then, it rains and there is a mess, but still all smiles.

    ...and in three years they come back 30 lbs. heavier wearing hippie clothes asking the cool, fit Venza folks why they didn't buy an Outback.

    :)
  • fintailfintail Member Posts: 58,483
    Cool Venza folks? From which bizarro world parallel universe? :shades:

    Those Subie ads are fairly old now.
  • steverstever Guest Posts: 52,454
    Haven't seen the commercial but having gone canoeing in the Yukon for my honeymoon, it would have a certain appeal to me.
  • ateixeiraateixeira Member Posts: 72,587
    They have a knack for good ones like that.

    Owners relate. I had a dog, then one kid, then a 2nd. Kept our Subaru for a long time and they never let us down.

    Indeed we had them through several phases of our lives, so it hits home.

    The one with the green Forester, where they say "You never forget your first Subaru" is similarly clever. I had that same color. Our new one is a different color else I'd think the commercial was made about me. :D
  • ateixeiraateixeira Member Posts: 72,587
    They kinda remind me of this VW ad:

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OXOrbo6DX9U

    I know it's different, darker, but the whole life phases, car-gets-you-through approach.
  • fintailfintail Member Posts: 58,483
    The early Travelall towing the Airstream was more interesting than the VW :shades:
  • robr2robr2 Member Posts: 8,805
    Cool Venza folks? From which bizarro world parallel universe?

    Well compared to the dowdy, flannel wearing bearded chubby guy and his hippie chick partner.

    Those Subie ads are fairly old now.

    For us perhaps. But I recall someone posting it here in that past week as a new commercial to them.
  • fintailfintail Member Posts: 58,483
    The Venza is just for those dowdy folks when they are ~15 years or so older. "Active boomers" (Venza target market) aren't exactly cool or sporty themselves :shades:
  • fintailfintail Member Posts: 58,483
    I like the Camry hybrid commercial where the owner claims it "handles like a sportscar". Oh really?
  • ClairesClaires Member Posts: 1,219
    Just saw this one - pretty sure my reaction would be different from the father's.

    http://youtu.be/qWB1kdbMLwM

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  • explorerx4explorerx4 Member Posts: 20,778
    I'm pretty it should be 'That's what makes a commercial total BS'.
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  • steverstever Guest Posts: 52,454
    A woman in a class I took long told a story on herself about washing her dad's new car when she was 7ish. Might have been his birthday; details are foggy.

    What's clear in my memory is what she used for the soap.

    Brillo. :)
  • lemkolemko Member Posts: 15,261
    AAAGHHHH!!! :surprise:

    Maybe we'll see her and her dad on the Dr. Phil show someday?

    "I was seven years-old when my whole relationship with my father suddenly changed, Dr. Phil! Sob!"
  • ateixeiraateixeira Member Posts: 72,587
    Hyperbole at its worst, but at least the new Camry hybrid is no longer a slow poke.

    It's much, much quicker than the Passat TDI, for instance.
  • ateixeiraateixeira Member Posts: 72,587
    They really seem to be playing the durability card with the latest ads.

    That one made me cringe, though. The toothpaste was a bit much. An open moonroof would have been enough, more subtle.

    My dad's 2000 Outback is in the background.
  • fintailfintail Member Posts: 58,483
    Straight line, anyway. Do you want to toss one around in a corner, like a "sports car"? :shades:
  • fintailfintail Member Posts: 58,483
    That's hilarious. I did not notice a "do not try this at home" style disclaimer.
  • ateixeiraateixeira Member Posts: 72,587
    You're forgetting, this is America. Camry is 2nd in NASCAR points (I think, don't quote me). Straight line and turning a gradual left are all that matters.

    They probably *do* think it's a sports car. LOL
  • fintailfintail Member Posts: 58,483
    I am 100% certain the Camry cult member who was on that ad thinks their car is "sporty".
  • ateixeiraateixeira Member Posts: 72,587
    It's got the Rims and the Styling. ;)

    Hate the huge rim trend, all that unsprung weight and a harsh ride to boot. A lot of cars with oversized rims don't even handle well.
  • fintailfintail Member Posts: 58,483
    Not to mention tire prices.

    But to the masses, it looks "sporty". The aftermarket wheels trend is even worse. I was hoping it would die off, but hasn't.
  • ateixeiraateixeira Member Posts: 72,587
    Funny thing is, big rims with really low profile tires actually tend to fill up the wheel wells less (visually, at least).

    Couple that with fender flares on so many vehicles, and fender gaps look bigger than ever.

    I was thinking about going down an inch in diameter for the Miata, to deal with DC pot holes.
  • uplanderguyuplanderguy Member Posts: 16,906
    Those clamshell wagons were great IMHO...better-looking than Ford or Chrysler wagons IMO, and the benefits of the tailgate disappearing instead of folding down was a great idea I think. I like the glassy greenhouse and forward-facing third seatand there weren't too many wagons with skirts!
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  • fintailfintail Member Posts: 58,483
    edited September 2012
    I'll probably never choose a car with big wheels and low profile tires again. Expensive rubber with decaying road conditions makes it no fun. I already weave around like a drunk avoiding the bad spots as it is.
  • ateixeiraateixeira Member Posts: 72,587
    I had the nothing-special 14"s on my NA, 185/60R14. Not hard to break them loose and have a little fun.

    My NC has 17"s, overkill for these roads. The sport suspension package added Bilsteins and summer tires, so in an odd way you end up with too much grip. Limits are higher but it's less fun, and they don't break away progressively like the old one.

    Not sure but I may swap or sell these and go to 16"s, which still fit over the brakes.

    Don't need all seasons, though, since it stays parked where there's snow. I just steal the wife's keys to the Forester. :shades:
  • fintailfintail Member Posts: 58,483
    My E55 has 18s with low profile tires and a stiff suspension. It can be a little annoying as our roads decay into Beirut 1984 status. Corners pretty well for something of its mass, though. Fintail has tiny 13" wheels, which I theorize were used to make the car look bigger, and to deal with the low torque engine.
  • ateixeiraateixeira Member Posts: 72,587
    I'm sure tires are $80 for the fintal and if-you-have-to-ask-you-can't-afford-it for the AMG. :shades:

    The NA was nice. I drove it pretty hard so I had to replace 2 sets, but they were cheap so who cares.

    I'm afraid to ask with the new ones.
  • lemkolemko Member Posts: 15,261
    Wow! I guess I'll just enter my Mercury Grand Marquis in the next Formula One race!
  • lemkolemko Member Posts: 15,261
    Yeah, and he probably thinks Roseanne Barr is "sexy!"
  • lemkolemko Member Posts: 15,261
    Should've seen the travesty I saw yesterday at Levick and Tabor in NE Philly: a nice green early 1980s Chevrolet Caprice Classic sporting huge rims that could've been a big as the wheels on an old west stagecoach!
  • lemkolemko Member Posts: 15,261
    Shoot, the 17" rims on my Cadillac DTS look downright puny by today's standards.
  • robr2robr2 Member Posts: 8,805
    Should've seen the travesty I saw yesterday at Levick and Tabor in NE Philly: a nice green early 1980s Chevrolet Caprice Classic sporting huge rims that could've been a big as the wheels on an old west stagecoach!

    Was it a Donk?
  • lemkolemko Member Posts: 15,261
    I guess that's what you could've called it. The driver was certainly a "donkey!"
  • fintailfintail Member Posts: 58,483
    Visit Atlanta - you can't throw a cat without hitting one. Some are amusing, some are just terrible and probably dangerous.
  • fintailfintail Member Posts: 58,483
    E55 tires cost almost what I paid for the fintail. The old car will probably get new tires next year - finally time for specialty wide whitewall radials, at about $200 apiece. Normal economy grade (no need for performance on that thing) tires can be found for much less.
  • ateixeiraateixeira Member Posts: 72,587
    The Donk/Bubble/Box trend makes you shake your head.

    There was this YouTube video of one running down the quarter mile and basically popping off the rear axle. HYSTERICAL.

    Let me search...
  • robr2robr2 Member Posts: 8,805
    edited September 2012
    This is a donk:

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    I do have to admit that as stupid as it looks, there is some real engineering there.
  • fintailfintail Member Posts: 58,483
    That one looks like it has good suspension reinforcements done. Most of them I have seen do not.

    I don't understand the appeal of putting a big corporate logo on the side of a car, but I am weird.
  • ateixeiraateixeira Member Posts: 72,587
    No luck on YouTube, anyone seen it and have a link?

    The rear axle flies off the car and keeps going... :D
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