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  • andys120andys120 Member Posts: 23,670
    Mercedes-Benz SLS AMG?

    That's correct and like Juice, I'm inclined to be very disappointed in this "interpretation" of a classic so inimitable that even the people who invented it shouldn't try to copy it. :(

    2001 BMW 330ci/E46, 2008 BMW 335i conv/E93

  • andys120andys120 Member Posts: 23,670
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    2001 BMW 330ci/E46, 2008 BMW 335i conv/E93

  • berriberri Member Posts: 10,165
    63 Plymouth Valiant?
  • Mr_ShiftrightMr_Shiftright Member Posts: 64,481
    There are some things you just don't screw around with. One is a reproduction of a Gull Wing and the other is a re-make of The Godfather or the Wizard of Oz.

    True, true classics are "sacred" and should be respected. Surely all that talent at AMG could carve out whole new worlds.
  • fintailfintail Member Posts: 58,415
    To be fair, it does have more of a resemblance to the 300SLR coupe

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    Which really wsn't even a street car. But those curves and proportions...computers just can't seem to get them right.
  • ateixeiraateixeira Member Posts: 72,587
    That does look a lot better.

    I think it's the type of car you'd have to mold from clay.
  • Mr_ShiftrightMr_Shiftright Member Posts: 64,481
    Those pipes would be great to spray on obnoxious Harleys. :P
  • stickguystickguy Member Posts: 53,342
    looks like a crossfire body (must be plenty of leftovers laying around!) with the roof from a viper and 350Z headlights stuck on it.

    what a mess.

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  • texasestexases Member Posts: 11,107
    "looks like a crossfire body (must be plenty of leftovers laying around!) "

    Yes, a mess - but why didn't they just put some Dodge Caravan auto hatch closers in the doors :confuse: :P
  • fintailfintail Member Posts: 58,415
    I think there is something to be said for modeling a car that way. I think a key for a lot of the unsightly cars of late is that they are 100% envisioned on an LCD screen and the finished product is not seen until it is too late. That and, of course, the bar is apparently very low to become a designer today.

    I like the Harley pipes idea a lot. Would be fun to out-annoy those dorks.
  • Mr_ShiftrightMr_Shiftright Member Posts: 64,481
    You could even have a kerosene tank in the engine bay with a vacuum bleeder valve. As you rev up the engine, open the valve and let a little kerosene burn as it exits those side pipes.....should leave a nice film of soot on anyone parked next to you. Payback for being jolted awake at 2 AM in the morning.
  • fintailfintail Member Posts: 58,415
    Stop it, you are giving me ideas.

    Actually, that's along the lines of how I think when I am in the fintail...if a loud bike revs next to me or some jerk tailgates me, I just rev it a little...inhale those unrefined emissions, see what it gets you.
  • ateixeiraateixeira Member Posts: 72,587
    I was in Ocean City, MD, last week, and it was bike week.

    You're not kidding!
  • boomchekboomchek Member Posts: 5,516
    When I was younger I wanted to be come a car designer. I'm good at art and sketching, and drawing cars both imaginary and real. The problem was the only schools that specialized in that were in San Fran, LA, or Detroit. And schooling cost $100k + not including living expenses.

    Shifty, I wonder if you have an idea of how much car designers make since you've been around the auto profession a long time.

    I can't find any figues or stats on that.

    I'm guessing that when you start off you'd be in a team maybe designing a hub cap or a bumper or minor trim details, and once you prove yourself you move up to designing the entire car?

    Do you have an idea of what an entry level designer makes, and what an experienced one makes? I've always been curious.

    Thanks

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  • Mr_ShiftrightMr_Shiftright Member Posts: 64,481
    Well I rode motorcycles for many many years, and not all of them were whisper quiet but they all had mufflers. Alas, they lacked the gorilla bars and [non-permissible content removed] regalia that some American motorcyclists are so fond of, an oversight on my part.

    Shifty's last known bike: (by no means the prettiest British bike....)

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  • fintailfintail Member Posts: 58,415
    Maybe not a surprise, I had similar aspirations at one time. When I was in high school some people thought that might be a field I went into - I think someone even mentioned it in one of my yearbooks. Alas, it wasn't to be - the crazy schooling and my general slacking tendencies didn't make it realistic. Same thing for my vision of being an architect.

    Looking at some of this...er...stuff that has made it into production lately, I don't know how anyone proves themselves. If these are the good designs, I'd hate to see the bad ones! :lemon:

    I think car designers are taught how to conform to the tastes of their professors, and this lets them conform to the tastes of the lead designers once they land a job. This might be why awkward or ugly can attach itself to brands and the same bad themes can live for a long time.
  • Mr_ShiftrightMr_Shiftright Member Posts: 64,481
    Not much to look at, but can you guess what "first" this car achieved in Europe?

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  • stephen987stephen987 Member Posts: 1,994
    Umm--it looks familiar, but I can't place it at all. My first thought was Otosan, but that wouldn't be "technically significant" at all.
  • andys120andys120 Member Posts: 23,670
    First car to be sold with no hubcaps? :P

    2001 BMW 330ci/E46, 2008 BMW 335i conv/E93

  • wgraferwgrafer Member Posts: 592
    I'll agree with Berri's call that it's a '63 Valiant :surprise:
  • Mr_ShiftrightMr_Shiftright Member Posts: 64,481
    don't make me hit you with the rubber chicken andys! :mad:

    HINT: German, often affiliated with BMW. Very old firm, also associated with micro-cars.

    Significance is first European production car to use a toothed timing belt instead of a camshaft chain.

    Circa early 1960s.
  • magnettemagnette Member Posts: 4,229
    Glas 1204 = possibly a 1204S, but I don't know what distinguishes one from another, unless there's a badge saying 'S' somewhere on it. I really wouldn't have guessed the thing about the timing belt - I know when they are working those things are lighter and easier on the engine, but the old chains at least gave a warning when they were going to go - the one on my MGB thrashed along for ages before I did anything about it, and even then it was only the tensioner, I think...With a belt, if it goes that's it - loud bang, no engine, and a fat repair bill...
  • magnettemagnette Member Posts: 4,229
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  • andys120andys120 Member Posts: 23,670
    Well it's definitely a Bentley with non-standard bodywork. I'm going to guess it's an R-Type (early 50s) with James Young coachwork. (handsome car!)

    Next to it is a Rover P5 with the faux coupe body.

    2001 BMW 330ci/E46, 2008 BMW 335i conv/E93

  • magnettemagnette Member Posts: 4,229
    Nope - it's not a Bentley (right on the Rover P5B, though)
  • magnettemagnette Member Posts: 4,229
    I can't see the image you refer to, but that isn't a letter B on the bonnet of the car I posted
  • steverstever Guest Posts: 52,454
    Bad image link Shifty - Lincah doesn't want people using their pics I guess.
  • urnewsurnews Member Posts: 668
    All I see is a message.
  • magnettemagnette Member Posts: 4,229
    It's saying Image Not Available, on a big red sign...
  • Mr_ShiftrightMr_Shiftright Member Posts: 64,481
    Okay...well it was just a Bentley hood ornament. I was wondering why there was a faux Bentley ornament on the car if it wasn't a Bentley.

    Once you said that, I thought maybe "Alvis" but the car isn't nearly ugly enough. :P
  • stephen987stephen987 Member Posts: 1,994
    Would it be a totally tasteless Austin Princess?
  • magnettemagnette Member Posts: 4,229
    Close - It's an Austin and the headlights are actually original equipment on this - but it's not a Princess.
  • Mr_ShiftrightMr_Shiftright Member Posts: 64,481
    Ah of course---why didn't I think of that!

    Quite the Blivet, that.
  • imidazol97imidazol97 Member Posts: 27,675
    Save this day after a local Elegance de Concours at a local show.

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  • magnettemagnette Member Posts: 4,229
    Anybody going to get the Austin that's not a Princess?
  • magnettemagnette Member Posts: 4,229
    It's a little early for our usual period, but I think this is a 1939 Cadillac 75 - it would be easier to tell from the front.
  • Mr_ShiftrightMr_Shiftright Member Posts: 64,481
    Oh, must be a Sheerline then. I try to avert my eyes so I don't know these cars too well. It's not Austin's fault. I just don't like big blonky British 4-doors.

    This was apparently a blatant knock-off of the Bentley VI that Austin pulled off after WW II so as to take the name "upmarket" as we would say.

    125 HP pushing 2000 kg :surprise:

    Live and learn. Thanks for posting it.
  • magnettemagnette Member Posts: 4,229
    Thats it..
    I think the mark VI Bentley and the Austin A125 Sheerline, seen here, were pretty close contemporaries and although the design is very similar it is more a case of Bentley going downmarket, as the body which they had was actually built by Pressed Steel Fisher, who already did work for Austin, including this. This is probably the only regular post-war car that was ever fitted with P100 headlights, and I think they ruin what would otherwise be a far more elegant car.
    In fairness to Austin, they were one of the leading builders before the war of limousines and large saloons for the British market - for provincial wedding / funeral trade etc - and would have been suppliers to many local authorities too - most towns in Britain before the war would have had their Mayor or Alderman turning up in a big Austin or a Wolseley - or just possibly a big Vauxhall or Humber - as only a big city could afford a Daimler or a Bentley in the thirties.
  • Mr_ShiftrightMr_Shiftright Member Posts: 64,481
    Jaguar also made some ponderous tank-like monstrosities in the Mark series, prior to the lovely 3.8 MkII sedan I mean. Well, as you say, Britain was pretty much stuck with pre-war designs due to materials shortages-----so there's an excuse for a 1948 car looking like that.....but not for a 1955 car to look that way.
  • colloquorcolloquor Member Posts: 482
    Engine damage, or lack thereof, on an engine with a timing belt is whether it's an interference engine or non-interference. If it's the former you're correct, but if the latter, you simply replace the belt - if you're lucky...
  • lemkolemko Member Posts: 15,261
    I used to be a graphic designer. It's great work - if you can find it. It's a long arduous task to find work and job security is nil. They'll expect you to know everything and pay you peanuts. I made way more money working in a factory than my first design job. The most talented guys don't always succeed and there are a lot of lucky hacks. A professor back in school told us we had a better chance at being professional football players than professional designers.

    I was one of those who though he could be those odds, and for a time, I did. I loved the work and actually looked forward to coming in everyday. I would often be the first to come in and the last to leave I enjoyed it so much. Then my company became a victim of the early 1990s recession and I went off on a different career path.

    As far as current automotive design, I'm so sick of today's current trend of tall short bodies sporting huge "Hot Wheels" style wheels, squashed roofs with little slit windows, and big high tails. Can't anybody design anything original anymore? And please, no more stupid crossovers - they all look alike anyway. I like my cars to be long, low, and wide.

    These days, all design is done on computers. Designers are more technicians than artists these days and there's little room for creativity. I used to design using big drawing tables and drafting machines using pen and ink and other media. My advise to kids wanting to be designers is this: If you're good at anything else, pursue that talent. If you still want to be a designer, be prepared to sacrifice a lot. Work is hard to find. There's no job security. You'll be doing a lot of other work you hate in the interim. I worked a lot of crappy jobs waiting for design work - factory work, taxi driver, mail processing, warehouse, etc. You can do freelance, but it'll take a while until you build a reputation and a client base. You'll have to find your own health care insurance and pay for it or risk going without and praying you don't get sick or injured. The best candidates for designers are young women. They can always marry a doctor, lawyer, or senior executive who can support them while they pursue their design career. If you're an ugly guy like me, you're SOL.
  • fintailfintail Member Posts: 58,415
    I certainly agree with your take on the current styling trends and the lemmglike way they are embraced everywhere.

    I guess that last part explains the Acura ZDX :sick: :lemon:
  • stephen987stephen987 Member Posts: 1,994
    Lemko, I'm with you all the way on the new cars. The best ones have sort of chopped early-'50s proportions--too tall, with gun slits for windows. The worst ones--do we even have to go there?

    I'm not a fan of really big cars, though--nothing bigger than, say, a W126 Mercedes. I guess I'm just a Bauhaus kind of guy--I like functional, clean lines. I offer the following as good design:

    Giugiaro's original VW Golf--one of the cleanest designs ever:

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    The second-generation Honda CRX--low cowl, excellent visibility, pure form-follows-function:

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    and Bill Mitchell's splendid second-generation Corvair:

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  • Mr_ShiftrightMr_Shiftright Member Posts: 64,481
    Speaking of which:

    My brother used to own one of these special Corvairs. Do you know it?

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  • bumpybumpy Member Posts: 4,425
    IIRC, the Fitch Sprint was the one with those fakey fastback C-pillar pieces, and the Yenko Stinger was the hopped-up turbo version.
  • stephen987stephen987 Member Posts: 1,994
    Yep, that's definitely a Fitch Sprint. The first-gen just had a vinyl roof, but the second-gen version had the flying buttresses.

    Then there was this even rarer car. . .

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  • Mr_ShiftrightMr_Shiftright Member Posts: 64,481
    Is that a Phoenix?

    The Fitch Corvair was a very competent car--it could give a 1965 Porsche 911 fits. I wish I had one.
  • stephen987stephen987 Member Posts: 1,994
    Yes, that's the Fitch Phoenix--possibly the only one.

    Try this one:

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  • andys120andys120 Member Posts: 23,670
    That's one of those Brazilian VW-Beetle-based sports cars with a fiberglass body, I don't recall the name.

    I think I read recently that John Fitch still has, and occasionally drives, the original Fitch Phoenix. He is an outstanding guy who has raced every type of car imaginable
    and an accomplished inventor who came up with those sand filled barrels you see in front of bridge abutments (they've saved thousands of lives).

    2001 BMW 330ci/E46, 2008 BMW 335i conv/E93

  • stephen987stephen987 Member Posts: 1,994
    Sorry, andys120, it's not a Puma--it's not made in Latin America, and like a lot of sports cars and GTs from the period, it has a front-mounted US-sourced V8.

    There is, however, a VW connection--the scene depicted above is taken from The Love Bug.
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