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I actually like the full wheelcovers (non-wire).
I just looked up a few specs, and the 267 had a slightly smaller bore than the 305. That might have helped a bit with emissions. At least, I remember reading awhile back that regardless of the engine's displacement, a bigger bore usually contributes to worse emissions, and once you got above roughly 4.00" in bore, it became almost impossible to make most of the bigger engines meet emissions standards. And those that did, required some severely oppressive emissions controls.
Oh, on the subject of 350 availability, here's something else to add to the confusion...the EPA lists it, as being offered in 1979 on the Malibu! https://www.fueleconomy.gov/feg/epadata/79guide.txt
It's offered both in California and 49-state, but only showing for the Malibu coupe/sedan entry. Not for wagons. And not for Monte Carlos. I have a feeling it's just a police car package, and they didn't annotate it properly. I've also been looking at these EPA stats for years, and this is the first time I really noticed the Malibu showing a 350. So I'm guessing that, every once in awhile, somebody goes in and revises these pages. Whether they revise them correctly or not, is a different story, though!
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But, when I moved, and my commute to work was now only about 3.5 miles, it was hard to get that car above 20 mpg, unless I had a good mix of highway driving in. I think I got as bad as 16-17 mpg a few times. In 2010 it got even worse, when my project got moved to another building, and I was now only about 2.5 miles from work. By then I had the Park Avenue, and despite it being heavier, more displacement, and supercharged, it didn't do much worse with economy. Whenever I'd drive one of the antique cars to work, on a nice day, I'd drive around a bit on the back roads, on my way to and from work, so the car would get a chance to at least warm up!
I think I've gotten as bad as 8 mpg with my '67 Catalina. That '76 LeMans, the one I got out in Ohio, has gotten into the 7's!
Here's the link to the '81 police brochure: https://www.xr793.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/10/1981-Chevrolet-Police-Taxi-Vehicles.pdf
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Apparently, in 1978, the Nova was still used as the basis for the "small" police car, and it scored very well. But for '79, they switched the "small" package over to the Malibu, and it didn't do so well. It made demand for Aspen/Volare police cars skyrocket, although there was some backlash against them when they started having torsion bar issues.
An outfit called Police Product News tested a '79 Malibu and Volare at the International Raceway in Orange County, Ca. Here's their results:
Volare (360-4bbl, 195hp): 0-60 in 8.7 seconds, 0-100 in 22.8
Malibu (350-4bbl, 170 hp (I think)): 0-60 in 8.9 seconds, 0-100 in 28.5
In '79, the Michigan State Police, which is often considered the "Bible" of police car tests, only tested full-sized police cars (St. Regis, Newport, Impala, LTD) with the LTD-II thrown in for good measure. For 1980 though, they included the Aspen/Volare and Malibu. And, (don't laugh) a Fairmont with a 255! They tested both a 305 and 350 Malibu. With the Mopars, they tested a 360 Aspen, and a 318 Aspen and Volare.
Here's those numbers:
Malibu 305: 0-60 in 12.8 seconds, 0-100 N/A. But the top speed was 113 mph
Malibu 350: 0-60 in 12.3 seconds, 0-100 N/A, top speed 111 mph
Volare 318: 0-60 in 12.6 seconds, 0-100 N/A, top speed 120 mph
Aspen 318: 0-60 in 13.2 seconds, 0-100 N/A, top speed 117 mph
Volare 360: 0-60 in 10.9 seconds, 0-100 N/A, top speed 122 mph
Fairmont 255: 0-60 in 15.9 seconds, 0-100 N/A, top speed 112 mph
In 1981, the Aspen/Volare were retired, and the Diplomat/LeBaron became the "small" Mopar squad car. Here's a few stats from that:
Malibu 350: 0-60 in 11.42 seconds, 0-100 in 40.27, top speed 111.9 mph
LeBaron 318: 0-60 in 12.86 seconds, 0-100 in 45.24, top speed 114.7 mph
Diplomat 318: 0-60 in 12.84 seconds, 0-100 in 42.71, top speed 116.3 mph
Fairmont 255: 0-60 in 13.63 seconds, 0-60 in 65.79, top speed 106.4 mph
Some masochist also decided to enter some police cars Mother Nature never intended, that produced almost laughable results. Although I guess they were adequate for routine patrols, donut runs, etc...
Fairmont 200: 0-60 in 18.77 seconds, 0-100 not happening, top speed 92.3 mph
LeSabre 252: 0-60 in 17.51 seconds, 0-100 in your dreams, top speed 97.1 mph
LeBaron 225: 0-60 in 21.06 seconds, 0-100 in "Thank you Sir, may I have another please!" , top speed 92.5 mph.
I'll post the 1982-83 results later. I have to stop and take a break. When I saw some of what they tested in '82, my drink went down the wrong way and I almost did a "spit take"
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Again, I don't care for the pillow seats of the d'Elegance, but I like the exterior of the Fleetwood.
Uh, the main character in this commercial reminds me of someone I think we'll all be reminded of, and I'll leave it there.
The 1978 Fury/Monaco, with a 440, is often considered the last really "good" police car, probably until sometime in the early 90's. My copcar book mentions a 1978 Monaco that did 0-60 in 9.3 seconds and had a top speed of 133 mph.
I found some old Michigan State Police stats from 1978, which don't list 0-60, but do mention 0-100, top speed, and some other interesting specs.
Here's the entire article, which makes for some pretty good reading: https://www.curbsideclassic.com/automotive-histories/1978-michigan-state-police-patrol-vehicle-test-the-beginning-and-end-of-an-era/
It's interesting that both Pontiac AND Buick offered police car packages that year. The LeSabre did pretty badly, and the Catalina was a bit underwhelming, considering the size of the engine, and apparently wasn't happy at higher speeds like the Impala was.
I'm surprised Olds didn't offer a police package. I'd think a Delta 88 with a 403 would have been pretty formidable back then. Or even a 350.
For 1979, the quickest full-sized police car was a St. Regis with a 360-4bbl.
0-60 in 10.1 seconds, 0-100 in 30.2 seconds, top speed of 122.9 mph.
By 1989, the Caprice with a 350 did the following:
0-60 in 9.82 seconds, 0-100 in 29.35, and a top speed of 122.0
So basically, it took a decade to get back to 1979 performance levels!
A few other milestones:
1993 Caprice, 350 TBI: 0-60 in 8.77 seconds, 0-100 in 25.86, top speed of 132.0 mph. My book doesn't list 1992 tests, but I imagine that it was this Caprice that finally gave the '78 440 Monaco/Fury a run for its money.
1994 Caprice, 350 LT-1: 0-60 in 8.30 seconds, 0-100 in 21.64, top speed 141.2. At first glance, I would've thought the LT-1 would've been a lot quicker from 0-60, but maybe it was geared a bit taller than the civilian models, like the Impala SS and such? But then, also, police car acceleration times tend to be a bit less "spirited" than what you see in the buff rags like MT, C&D, etc. I think I read that for the MSP tests, at least, they just put two beefy cops in the car, and possibly throw in some weight so simulate duty gear and such, and make them take off normally. No manually shifting the transmission, no "power-launching", etc.
At the end the Versailles was mentioned, I had to:
And that led to this less than glowing review:
I noticed something that still sticks in my memory from my mom's T-Bird, the cruise control rocker switch on the steering wheel spoke.
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So if they were getting 12.3 mpg combined, and using the ac, maybe my car, given its age and condition, and my driving habits, isn't too far off the mark. I have managed as high as 20, on a pure highway run, but can't do it consistently. And as bad as 9 or so, in short-trip local driving. The last time it went anywhere serious though, was in 2019 when I went to the Carlisle Mopar show. I filled it up the day before. Went up for the day on Saturday, and on the way back home, I filled up at the same gas station, which is the closest to my house. Round trip was 234 miles, most of it highway, although I was probably stuck idling in bumper-to-bumper, gridlock type traffic, for close to an hour, as there's always a traffic jam getting into this show. Anyway, my mileage was a fairly sad 14.04 mpg.
Some of the defects in this car were pretty embarrassing...more like what you'd expect from an old car that had been restored by an amateur, than something that just rolled off the assembly line! I wished they had showed more video of it doing the slalom test. It looks to me like it actually went into it fairly well, given its size. Heckuva lot better than that '75 T-bird, at least!
Found it! Was motor trend. Can’t locate actual article but this blog has a recap. And of course, the Volvo won!
https://olddeadvolvos.wordpress.com/2014/06/08/the-swedish-crown-victoria/
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Some time later though, the truth came out that they were in bed with one of the local Volvo dealers, somebody got bribed, and, politics as usual...
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I seem to remember Windsor having them, but it also looks like Watertown also had at least one, too.
If so, I had a serious crush on her when I was a teen.
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She was born in 1950, so in range of my Mom's age, so she was always too old for me to develop any lusty attractions for when I was a kid/teenager. But, admittedly, Catherine Bach wasn't that much younger, born in '54, and I can remember just about every kid my age getting hot and bothered for her. But, they tended to play up the sexy, wild angle for Catherine Bach, whereas Erin Gray always came off as kind of sophisticated and classy to me.
I guess most of the demand for smaller police cars was met with the midsized ones, before that.
Here's a pretty good page on the police car Novas. https://www.curbsideclassic.com/automotive-histories/vintage-review-chevrolet-nova-9c1-super-nova/
I always knew that the '68-74 Nova was heavily based on the '67 Camaro. But, I didn't realize that for '75, it started using the sub-frame from the '70 Camaro. I knew it had Camaro DNA, just didn't realize it was the improved '70 Camaro DNA. So, that probably explains why the '75+ made such good police cars! I'd imagine the '74, even though it was based on an older Camaro, was still probably one of the better handling compacts around.
**Edit: Looks like this article mentions the MT comparison test that Stickguy referenced, above. It has a blow-up chart that has a lot of good, detailed information. Surprisingly, the Volvo was almost as quick as the Nova from 0-60 (10.8 seconds versus 10.0), and a bit quicker in the quarter mile. Unfortunately, the chart doesn't list transmissions. I'd be curious if the Volvo had a manual shift, which would give it some advantage over an automatic.
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As an adult I liked Crystal Bernard of the TV show "Wings".
Sorry to digress...not sorry, LOL.
But, spandex!
I was also a fan of Catherine Bach, as well. (then again, who wasn't?)
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I know I've told this story before (probably repeatedly), but my neighbors years ago had an '89 Volvo 740 wagon that they bought used in 1991 or 92. It was a dark metallic gray and had a black leather interior. It was boxy and angular, but still had a modern, upscale, and sturdy look to it. But, it was expensive when it broke.
By 1998, they were fed up with it, and traded it on a new Subaru Legacy Ouback wagon. I remember they said no local mechanic would touch it, so every time it broke it had to go back to the Volvo dealer in Virginia, where they bought it. And it tended to be around $1,000 every time it broke.
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GM just walked away from that niche and started building Tahoes in the plant they built Caprices and Roadmasters in.
That reminds me--I always wished Buick would have called that car the Electra. "Roadmaster" sounded so outdated to me.
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I wonder if the black paintjob was comparatively rare? I don't know what colors were offered in 1988, specifically, but I always picture Monte SS'es as being burgundy or white, and the occasional bluish gray.
According to my old car book, an '88 Monte SS started at $14,320, and a lot of stuff was still optional on these, so yeah, easily $15K or more, I'm sure. Especially by the time you threw on taxes, freight, and all the other incidentals. I think even my Mom's '86, which was just a base sport coupe, but with the 305 at least, was in the $14K range.
So at $32K, they're actually losing money just on the MSRP, based on inflation.
My 2012 LaCrosse would smell like rotten eggs when you got on it too.
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Studebaker won the government bid on mail trucks, and this was their design although an outside company built the bodies. They were all six-cylinder, automatic, and Twin Traction, with tinted windshield. As the video showed, they were reportedly peppy off the line, but topped out at something like 45 or 50.
Over the years, I've seen basket-cases of these going for something like $500.
https://bringatrailer.com/listing/1963-studebaker-zip-van-2/?fbclid=IwAR0l9Qmf0iXRAeFGIYqHEG5K5VTxdO-LTaeMFOyGXPfbFPOkbOwwRqSMGiY
Here's a few of them new, with the Studebaker Administration Building in South Bend in the background:
To me the coolest thing about it is the name "Zip Van", given that USPS was rolling out zip codes around that time and was trying to get people to use them.
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My Dad worked inside our local post office and I absolutely remember them having Zip Vans. Front emblem:
Off the subject, wife is away two weekends from now and I think I'm going to ask a Stude buddy if he feels like going back over to Auburn, IN for the two great museums there. Been three years. A third Stude buddy always says "You like seeing and doing the same stuff", although he goes to his high school's sporting games week in, week out, which is like paint drying to me, LOL.
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