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Project Cars--You Get to Vote on "Hold 'em or Fold 'em"

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  • Mr_ShiftrightMr_Shiftright Member Posts: 64,481
    Yes but the Saab had FWD and aero styling. 2-stroke motors are pretty old tech though.
  • stevedebistevedebi Member Posts: 4,098
    "is that a stuffed bear hanging from a rope to the right of the american flag? "

    I had to blow the picture up (on my screen!). I think it is a Rottweiler - stuffed, fortunately.

    Maybe it's his guard dog?
  • steine13steine13 Member Posts: 2,825
    This guy qualifies for some kind of award. At the very least someone should slap him around for awhile:

    http://lansing.craigslist.org/cto/1021709657.html
  • jlflemmonsjlflemmons Member Posts: 2,242
    Award? The guy qualifies for a stay in the "special hospital". :confuse:
  • fintailfintail Member Posts: 58,456
    That certainly qualifies for "fold 'em"
  • gussguss Member Posts: 1,167
    I wonder what Charles will do with his free time now that he does not have the Subaru to take care of ?
  • 210delray210delray Member Posts: 4,721
    I hate when people refer to their rides as "she." Almost as bad as naming their cars.

    It's not a ship, dammit!
  • andre1969andre1969 Member Posts: 26,032
    I hate when people refer to their rides as "she." Almost as bad as naming their cars.

    When I was married, my wife thought it would be cute to name all of the cars. Most of the names were kinda simple/dumb. Lessee...

    She called the '68 Dart "Ro-Ro". Her name's Rochelle, and that was one of her nicknames, and she attached it to the Dart.
    The '67 Catalina became "Cattie"
    The '57 DeSoto became "Dee-Dee"
    I had a '69 Bonneville back then, which she named "Bonnie"
    When we were married, my uncle sold us an '88 LeBaron, which she named "Baron"
    After we split up, I got a '79 Newport, which she named "Newie"

    I never really bothered to name any of my cars, although sometimes I'd call the DeSoto "Big Red". For awhile I briefly dated a red-head, and at the same time, used to help out with the youth group at my church. The kids really didn't like her (she was really clingy and wanted to spend every possible moment with me) and took to calling her "Big Red!" :surprise:
  • andre1969andre1969 Member Posts: 26,032
    If you can get a mental image of that guy Vince from the ShamWow commercials reading that ad copy, it's quite amusing. Almost sounds like one of those commercials with the "Wait, there's more!" line.
  • Mr_ShiftrightMr_Shiftright Member Posts: 64,481
    72 chevy truck -- perfect truck to buy to lower your neighbors' real estate values.

    86 Ford Diesel -- big, nasty, noisy, smelly and how can you complain about the price? Good deal if you need to haul or tow. I'd love to drive it to a Prius owners' club tour. (perverse I know...sorry).

    Badass Ranger Truck -- Danny Devito in a motorcycle jacket?

    1988 300ZX--- they have "national shows" for Nissan 300ZXs?

    67 E-Type --- junkyard dog I'm afraid. Value? Weigh it.
  • texasestexases Member Posts: 11,123
    At least the E-Type engine might be worth something - it's not sitting there with the head off and a rat's nest in one of the cylinders! Actual tape over the carbs!
  • gussguss Member Posts: 1,167
    Badass Ranger - I hate it when people have to get in the picture, even worse is when they have to put their dog in too.

    Shifty special - If someone is buying rust by the pound , this guy will be a millionaire.

    I think the diesel pick up for $1k is a good buy.
  • Mr_ShiftrightMr_Shiftright Member Posts: 64,481
    I suppose if you wanted a "numbers in period" engine block then yeah, it might be worth something but it's only a Jaguar, it's not a Ferrari or Lambo engine. You can source old E-Type engines from a lot of places, and a rebuild is NOT cheap.

    My idea of a used engine is one that is out, clean, on a stand, bagged up, with compression readings and oil pressure on tags dangling from the block.

    The engine in that car is really just a boat anchor, probably only good for perhaps the oil pan, bits and pieces, or, as I said, if you holed an original block from 1967 and want to build up another.

    I can't tell if the E Type is a 2+2 or not. If it is, then it really is quite worthless. If it's an S1 coupe, then it has more value for parts and or some sheet metal (if the metal is any good).

    You can buy a 2+2 coupe for Honda money.
  • andre1969andre1969 Member Posts: 26,032
    I was goofing around on eBay, and found a Canadian cousin of my LeMans.

    I'm guessing the 350 engine is a Chevy 350, but does anybody know what a "250 transmission" is? My first thought is that it's just a misprint, and it's really a THM350 transmission. Or did GM make a tranny called the THM250?

    I like this car, except for those awful fender skirts.
  • lokkilokki Member Posts: 1,200
    8 January 2008 $4800 :)
    2003 JAGUAR 164K MILES CREAM LEATHER RARE 5SPD RUNS AND DRIVES EXCELLENT DRIVEN DAILY $4800 OR PARTIAL OR FULL TRADE CONSIDERED SEROUS CALLERS ONLY PLEASE

    http://norfolk.craigslist.org/cto/985439161.html

    15 January 2009 $4000 :surprise:
    2003 JAG RARE 5SPD 164K MILES DAILY DRIVER CREAM LEATHER WAS TOLD MIGHT NEED CATYALIC CONVERTER NOT SURE BUT RUNS EXCELLENT WILL NOT HESITATE TO DRIVE IT ANYWHERE SEROUS CALLERS ONLY PLEASE

    http://norfolk.craigslist.org/cto/994367765.html

    27 January 2009 $3500 :cry:
    2003 JAG 164K MILES 5SPD DRIVEN DAILY CHECK ENGINE LIGHT CAME ON AND WAS TOLD IT WAS CATALYTIC SENSOR BUT TOOK TO ANOTHER PLACE TODAY AND WAS TOLD IT WAS OXYGEN SENOR I HAVE PRINT OUT TO PROOF IT I DRIVE THIS CAR EVERY DAY AND WOULD NOT HESITATE TO DRIVE THIS CAR ANYWHERE NOW!!SEROUS CALLERS ONLY NO LOW BALLERS!!DON'T WASTE YOUR TIME OR MINE!!

    http://norfolk.craigslist.org/cto/1009934247.html

    I looked at this at first because I was surprised to see it offered for $4800. I like to think that my 98 328i (with about 1/3 the miles) is worth a LOT more than $4800.
    (Please don't tell me that it's not and shatter my illusions - I'm not planning on selling it anyhow, so just let me dream.)
    Jaguars seem to plummet in value more than I think that they (post-Ford) should.

    Here's a very clean looking 8-year-old (OK, 9 year old) XK8 with only 60 K miles for about 15 percent of what it cost new.

    http://norfolk.craigslist.org/cto/1020649473.html

    http://norfolk.craigslist.org/cto/1020649473.html
  • texasestexases Member Posts: 11,123
    I bet that Jaguar X Type's a base model, 2.5l, FWD, manual tranny. A glorified Contour...with cat problems, no less. :sick:
  • Mr_ShiftrightMr_Shiftright Member Posts: 64,481
    Miled up modern Jaguars are just parts cars, really. Nobody wants them except for 'throw-away" money. You could run that car into a shop and come out with a bill that's more than what you paid for the car----EASY.

    Yes, your 328i is worth more than that, probably about double if it's really nice and miles are low. But if it were a 165K car with some dings and needed repair, well, it would be worth no more than the poor Jaguar I'm afraid. Nobody wants old luxury cars with lots of miles and needing repairs. It's just not a seller's market for this kind of thing.
  • lokkilokki Member Posts: 1,200
    CLASSIC VINTAGE 1954 MERCURY SUN VALLEY GLASS TOP
    Rare and cool enough to be worth the work?
    http://dallas.craigslist.org/dal/cto/1011179867.html

    1955 Buick SUPER Convertible - Project car 1 0f 3000 made
    (I like the looks of this car)
    http://dallas.craigslist.org/dal/cto/1019366551.html

    1937 NASH GANGSTER CAR
    (Things Lokki wants to know: Clyde Barrow preferred V-8 Fords; who was the Nash fan?)
    http://dallas.craigslist.org/ndf/cto/992038921.html

    1949 international kb1
    I know that some people really like old Internationals.....
    http://dallas.craigslist.org/ndf/cto/1011992105.html

    1946 Buick Super
    Heavy on the barn, and short on the super but ... maybe?
    http://dallas.craigslist.org/dal/cto/1006592044.html
  • Mr_ShiftrightMr_Shiftright Member Posts: 64,481
    54 Mercury Sun Valley --- he's asking way too much for it. $10,000 should be plenty.

    55 Special Convertible -- neat car and worth saving but he's wrong. Century and Roadmaster are the top money-getters in the '55 convertibles. His price is not unreasonable but there's almost 50% more value in a Roadmaster. No pot of gold at the end of this rainbow, maybe $50,000 for a real restored beauty. Can you get to that from here for $38,500? Don't think so but you have to start somewhere. Worth a look.

    37 Nash -- maybe use the body for a rod project? Not worth restoring.

    46 Buick 4D sedan -- what are you crazy? Punch out before you go down in flames on this one. Sell the engine, sell the parts, and donate the body to the Turkish teapot company. Seller is already invested at full market value!!
  • boomchekboomchek Member Posts: 5,516
    I like the XK8 Jags, at least the way they look. I think for the money, it's one of the nicest looking used convertibles you can buy. I guess reliability is a whole other story. :sick:

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  • Mr_ShiftrightMr_Shiftright Member Posts: 64,481
    They are rather dull to drive IMO. Not a sports car at all. More like a Lexus SC430.
  • boomchekboomchek Member Posts: 5,516
    That's what I imagined too. But then if I'd want a used luxury sporty convertible I'd opt for a SL or a Maserati TC by Chrysler :P (kidding about the TC).

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  • lokkilokki Member Posts: 1,200
    A few years back Lexus invited me to an event where I got to drive several of their vehicles and Lexus was brave enough to have their competition there to drive as well.

    I got to drive an XK8, an SL, and an XLR and a Lexus SC all back to back.

    The Mercedes by far, was the best of any of them....
    The SC still reminds me of Minnie Mouse's car
    The XLR seemed like a customized Camaro with the roof sawed off.
    The XK8 wasn't bad, but was indeed dull. Still, it had the longest line waiting to drive it. When the puzzled event rep commented on the fact, I explained that a Jag is the exciting pretty girl that everyone wants to date but no one wants to have to live with.
  • texasestexases Member Posts: 11,123
    I've wondered how Lexus got the SC so wrong, coming off the great SC400. The SL is just about the only drop top hardtop to look good, IMHO. The others (VW, Volvo, and escpecially the SC) are lumpy/mis-shapen. California, too!
  • lemmerlemmer Member Posts: 2,689
    Is there such a thing as a Martini edition Porsche 968? I am not so sure I like it.

    This Boxster at the same place looks like a pretty good deal.
  • boomchekboomchek Member Posts: 5,516
    Someone must relly love the champagne as I never heard of a Martini edition. There seems to be nothing special about the 968 other than the graphics.

    At least it should have come with a chamapgne holder with glasses. :P

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  • lemmerlemmer Member Posts: 2,689
    I know they had a Martini edition 924, but why would anyone want to emulate that? I wonder if the graphics are vinyl or if the guy was goofy enough to paint them on.
  • Mr_ShiftrightMr_Shiftright Member Posts: 64,481
    I have seen things done to Porsches which so defy rational thought and judgment that on occasion my brain actually was unable to process what my eyes were actually seeing. I have to go lie down and put a cold compress over my forehead.
  • lokkilokki Member Posts: 1,200
    This should be illegal and whoever did this should be shot. Today; not tomorrow.
    http://dallas.craigslist.org/ndf/cto/1030375900.html

    What would this be worth assembled? Is there a bigger fool around to buy it after you'd assemble it?
    http://dallas.craigslist.org/ndf/cto/1002626406.html

    "All you will need to assemble it is to stretch chassis,mount body, windshield, lights, paint, and drop in a motor of choice..."
    http://dallas.craigslist.org/dal/cto/1020400414.html

    Hmmm - Here's a project that seems doable...but what's a realistic offer?
    http://dallas.craigslist.org/dal/cto/993187216.html

    Fun toy for not much money?
    http://dallas.craigslist.org/dal/cto/996537821.html

    Why these 3 cars? Why would anybody choose to own these 3 cars??
    http://dallas.craigslist.org/ftw/cto/1025421698.html
  • Mr_ShiftrightMr_Shiftright Member Posts: 64,481
    Gazelle Fakey-Doo: I'd think that in today's market one would be lucky to get $6,000 for a nicely assembled one.

    BMW 325 convertible -- seems a little pricey for a car with bad paint. These aren't worth very much. Watch out for malfunctioning top mechanisms.

    66 Sport Fury -- about $2500 seems right here.

    3 cars for the price of one: Strip parts and then the Crusher for all of them.
  • texasestexases Member Posts: 11,123
    Guess which one is the real one...
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  • fintailfintail Member Posts: 58,456
    The fake Healey ad doesn't show the front because the front on those was very unconvincing.

    The three heaps seller links to NADA values - a sign he's a crackhead.
  • fintailfintail Member Posts: 58,456
    I guess they are both real! ;)

    If one wants a fake SSK, get an Excalibur.
  • fezofezo Member Posts: 10,386
    The fiend of a neighbor has one of those fake 29 Mercedes. Oy!
    2015 Mazda 6 Grand Touring, 2014 Mazda 3 Sport Hatchback, 1999 Mazda Miata 2004 Toyota Camry LE, 1999.
  • Mr_ShiftrightMr_Shiftright Member Posts: 64,481
    Ah, the tiny wheels! The Camaro steering wheel! The smell of vinyl!
  • texasestexases Member Posts: 11,123
    At least with cars like this, you knew it was a joke:
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  • qbrozenqbrozen Member Posts: 33,748
    haha.
    All I can think of is Wesley Snipes pulling up in that in Major League.

    '11 GMC Sierra 1500; '98 Alfa 156 2.0TS; '08 Maser QP; '67 Coronet R/T; '13 Fiat 500c; '20 S90 T6; '22 MB Sprinter 2500 4x4 diesel; '97 Suzuki R Wagon; '96 Opel Astra; '11 Mini Cooper S

  • lemkolemko Member Posts: 15,261
    There was another VW kit where you could make your Bug resemble a 1940 Ford.
  • texasestexases Member Posts: 11,123
    "All I can think of is Wesley Snipes pulling up in that in Major League. "

    Look familliar?
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  • fintailfintail Member Posts: 58,456
    And in the background, both an Excalibur and a Tempo, paragons of automotive awesomeness.

    Speaking of the VW conversions, there was also a 37 Ford kit. When I was a kid someone in my town had a 40 Ford VW conversion, it had an entirely different rear section, and was made up like a woody.
  • Mr_ShiftrightMr_Shiftright Member Posts: 64,481
    Not all kit cars are awful. Some are merely bad. :cry:

    No seriously....those dune buggy things are kinda fun.
  • fezofezo Member Posts: 10,386
    Hmmmm... i notice I said it was the fiend of a neighbor instead of a friend. Maybe looking at the car it was a Freudian slip...
    2015 Mazda 6 Grand Touring, 2014 Mazda 3 Sport Hatchback, 1999 Mazda Miata 2004 Toyota Camry LE, 1999.
  • jlflemmonsjlflemmons Member Posts: 2,242
    speechless

    But, cool in a very perverted sort of way... :surprise:
  • boomchekboomchek Member Posts: 5,516
    lol funny. If you have a spare Pinto body, and a spare truck frame why not put the two together?

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  • fezofezo Member Posts: 10,386
    Oh, that is wrong on just so many levels......
    2015 Mazda 6 Grand Touring, 2014 Mazda 3 Sport Hatchback, 1999 Mazda Miata 2004 Toyota Camry LE, 1999.
  • andre1969andre1969 Member Posts: 26,032
    I want one!
  • smithedsmithed Member Posts: 444
    The only one worth doing is the Plymouth Sport Fury. About $2000 for that.
  • xwesxxwesx Member Posts: 17,697
    That's hilarious. I should do that with mine! Haha.

    I was going to try to make an AWD Pinto out of my '96 Outback, but my wife absolutely refused to let me keep the Outback, so I had to abandon that plan. It would have been pretty fun, though, at least to try it.... :blush:
    2018 Subaru Crosstrek, 2014 Audi Q7 TDI, 2013 Subaru Forester, 2013 Ford F250 Lariat D, 1976 Ford F250, 1969 Chevrolet C20, 1969 Ford Econoline 100
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