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We noticed the past week or so that the guy who usually directs traffic into the parking lot at baseball games wasn't there. After nosing around a little I found out that a guy wanted to park in the VIP surface lot, but it was full. The attendant told him he would have to go to the parking garage.

Evidently this guy insisted on going into the full lot and ran into the attendant. Not once, but twice, knocking him down. All this in front of many witnesses.

Then the moron drove a short distance to the driveway that is always closed and blocked off on game day and tried to get in that way. That's where the police found him.

After admitting he drove into the attendant he asked the cops if they could hurry things along so he wouldn't miss the start of the game.

The attendant's dad told me the guy extended his hearing because he didn't have enough time to prepare his defense.

We noticed the past week or so that the guy who usually directs traffic into the parking lot at baseball games wasn't there. After nosing around a little I found out that a guy wanted to park in the VIP surface lot, but it was full. The attendant told him he would have to go to the parking garage.

Evidently this guy insisted on going into the full lot and ran into the attendant. Not once, but twice, knocking him down. All this in front of many witnesses.

Then the moron drove a short distance to the driveway that is always closed and blocked off on game day and tried to get in that way. That's where the police found him.

After admitting he drove into the attendant he asked the cops if they could hurry things along so he wouldn't miss the start of the game.

The attendant's dad told me the guy extended his hearing because he didn't have enough time to prepare his defense.

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I’ll never understand why our legal system extends rights to low-life’s like that.

jmonroe

You don't understand due process? The Bill of Rights?

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Probably not.

That guy more than likely has as many bills as he has rights. Only in America. What a country.

jmonroe

When I was Commonwealth's Attorney I used a totally ethical workaround. It is extremely easy to have someone's probation revoked. You don't have to prove the violation beyond a reasonable doubt, hearsay is admissible, and the judge rules on the violation instead of a jury (did I mention that my judge was extremely strict on probation violations?).
Here's how it worked...

Cop: "I want Joe Deadbeat to serve five years."
Me: We'll have to go to trial to get that. He'll take ten years probated."
Cop: "I want him to serve time!"
Me: "How long do you think that Deadbeat will go before he violates probation?"
Cop: "That knucklehead won't last thirty days."
Me: "Bingo! I'll probate him, he will violate, and the judge will revoke him; the guy will sentence himself!"
Cop: That will work!"

I saw a Jeep Grand Cherokee with a line of ducks on top of the dashboard. Is this acceptable?
Taking a break from mowing. Not used to this hot weather, yet.

I've even seen a couple of Renegade with ducks. Idiocy is contagious.

There's a guy who, evidently, lives close to me who drives an old Subaru Outback with ducks, and I mean a lot of ducks, on his dashboard. I see it at a convenience store when I get gas for the mowers.

Huh.

I’ve heard and seen on FB that it’s “Moo Moo Subaru”, with cows left for other owners.

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That’s living proof that what @roadburner just said in his post above is true. Gotta stay away from folks like that…far away.

jmonroe