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But I was taken for someone else back a few years ago - 31 years ago to be precise.
I was making a presentation at a conference in New Orleans back in 1987. The conference was at the Marriott Hotel. My colleague and I were on the top floor of the hotel waiting to be seated for our reservations for dinner. We sat down at the bar and ordered our drinks when this guy on my right told the bartender to put the drinks we ordered on his tab. I looked at him and extended my hand to shake his hand to thank him for picking up our cocktails. He said to me, “...anytime Steve, I didn’t know you were here for the convention...”! I said to him that my name was Mike and that I was not here for a convention. I further added that I hoped he would still pay for our drinks. He said, “...stop kidding me, Steve, you’re always trying to be a comedian...”! I’m not Steve I told him. I pulled out my driver’s license to prove to him who I was. After looking at my license and photo, he said I was the spitting image of one of his managing partners at his accounting firm. I responded, “...you must mean my twin brother whose name is Steve.”
This guy bought us dinner and sat at his table. I called my brother and he broke up laughing. It’s a small world after all.
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Back in the late 50's and early 60's my uncle knew a guy that helped put on a dinner and gathering of present and past sport celebrities (around a dozen or so) at a night club in my town to help raise money for a veterans group. He was always given several free tickets (don't know what the real cost was) and he and his oldest son along with my father and my middle brother and I heard at least two hours of stories like that.
Just a quick story that I remember told by Joe Garagiola (one time catcher in the majors with a few teams and even spent a couple years with the Pirates). Joe was not a very good hitter but he was a pretty good catcher, so I was told.
One time Joe came to the plate with the bases loaded and two outs. He hit a double that scored two runs. If it wasn't for a slow poke who had to stop at third he would have had a bases clearing double. However, he was still very excited since he rarely got hits like that. Joe takes a big lead off second wanting to make sure he'll score if the guy at the plate gets a hit. Then because of his excitement he decides to steal third, forgetting that there is a guy on third. When Joe slides into third, the guy on third looks down and yells, "Joe, where the hell are you going? Joe looked up and said, "back to second if I can make it". He didn't and that killed the inning.
Heard stories like that, one after another after another. Left that place with my sides hurting due to laughing. One more part of my life I'll never see again.
jmonroe
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jmonroe
Nope, you got me there, jmonroe.
But I was taken for someone else back a few years ago - 31 years ago to be precise.
I was making a presentation at a conference in New Orleans back in 1987. The conference was at the Marriott Hotel. My colleague and I were on the top floor of the hotel waiting to be seated for our reservations for dinner. We sat down at the bar and ordered our drinks when this guy on my right told the bartender to put the drinks we ordered on his tab. I looked at him and extended my hand to shake his hand to thank him for picking up our cocktails. He said to me, “...anytime Steve, I didn’t know you were here for the convention...”! I said to him that my name was Mike and that I was not here for a convention. I further added that I hoped he would still pay for our drinks. He said, “...stop kidding me, Steve, you’re always trying to be a comedian...”! I’m not Steve I told him. I pulled out my driver’s license to prove to him who I was. After looking at my license and photo, he said I was the spitting image of one of his managing partners at his accounting firm. I responded, “...you must mean my twin brother whose name is Steve.”
This guy bought us dinner and sat at his table. I called my brother and he broke up laughing. It’s a small world after all.
Close but no cigar. I've had several free dinners in my life but only one request, so far, for an autograph.
jmonroe
'15 Genesis V8 with Ultimate Package and '18 Legacy Limited 6 cyl
jmonroe
'15 Genesis V8 with Ultimate Package and '18 Legacy Limited 6 cyl
Baseball seems to generate more funny stories than any other sport. Maybe it is due to the slow pace of the game and the long 162-game season leading to lots of extended time on the road. Garagiola and Bob Uecker made careers out of baseball humor, a lot of it at their own expense. I bought Uecker's autobiography "Catcher in the Wry" when it came out in the early '80s. There is a section of pictures in it, one of which is a shot of him sliding into home plate with a determined look on his face. The caption always broke me up.
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Mine: 1995 318ti Club Sport-2020 C43-1996 Speed Triple Challenge Cup Replica
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Talk about someone with bad eyes.
jmonroe
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Mine: 1995 318ti Club Sport-2020 C43-1996 Speed Triple Challenge Cup Replica
Wife's: 2021 Sahara 4xe
Son's: 2018 330i xDrive
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jmonroe
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jmonroe
'15 Genesis V8 with Ultimate Package and '18 Legacy Limited 6 cyl
jmonroe
'15 Genesis V8 with Ultimate Package and '18 Legacy Limited 6 cyl
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I have a "This could only happen to Mike" story. An hour ago I was watching TV with my wife upstairs when I hear a female voice down in the living room. I go to the head of the stairs an see a middle age woman standing there who had just walked in to my house. I said "who the heck are you?" And she said something about looking for her cousin and "maybe" she was in the wrong house. I said " so you're not sure of the house and you just walk in?" I told her in no uncertain terms to get out and never come back. She left and got into a Honda Civic where a younger male driver was waiting. I got the plate and made a report to the police after they left.
I then got visits from two different police teams who went out and located the pair and determined that they were indeed looking for a particular address on my street. They said I did the right thing because often burglars will knock on your door and enter if there's no response. They send in an innocent looking person who can claim confusion if confronted. If the coast is clear the heavy lifter then comes in to steal your stuff.
For 35 years I've never locked my doors even when I'm away from home but I guess that will have to change.
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I walk out about five minutes later to her pacing looking for my moms car. She is like where is it? I said you are standing right behind it. She said that’s a RAV4, your mom drives a Venza.... um no honey that’s gone for two years and was silver. The RAV is charcoal grey. What’s funnier is my mom lives with us and this car is parked in front of the house all time.
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She played a secondary character on an old Bob Newhart show.
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Driver, you would like this story. When I was living in Palm Desert, I would often go to Price Club, the forerunner of Costco and Sam’s Club and others. While waiting in line to check out, this tall man, dressed in white shorts and white golf shirt, accidentally bumped me from behind with his shopping cart. I turned around and in an Australian accent he says, “...so sorry mate, wasn’t paying attention.” I responded, “...you can bump into me anytime you want, Mr. Laver. Gd’day to you sir!” Yep, it was Rod Laver and his wife.
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jmonroe
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You haven’t met me yet - when you do, you’ll have your story to tell others
True. The guy whose life is one adventure after another. Kind of like Mr Magoo, only he avoids trouble and you always land in trouble.
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To my knowledge, she wasn't anyone famous.
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Yes, that I would like. I'd also like to meet Paul McCartney, but I don't feel awe. He has accomplished a lot in his life, and he has talent, plus worked hard to get where he did. I'd have a lot of questions for him, especially what the early days were like. I always thought I would like to meet Johnny Carson too.......he had this quick sharp sense of humor, and he played tennis on his own court a lot of the time...I would have liked to play tennis with him.
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About 20 years ago we were living on a 99 acre farm (tree farm planted by the government, and rented some acres to a farmer to get tax deductions). We always kept a loaded rifle hidden in the bedroom....it was up high on a ledge. I could shoot if I really had to, ....but, my wife said she was a good shot. I believed her and I never lost sleep over worrying....
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jmonroe
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Oh, I met the guy who discovered the quark but you probably wouldn't know his name.
Oh, Stephen Stills, wearing a full length chinchilla coat (of course). Also one of Sam Walton's kids.
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"My dentist, Dr Watley. I think he converted to Judaism just for the jokes."
"This offends you as a Jewish person?"
"No. It offends me as a comedian!"
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The Clint Black table was a winner. Both were performing at those casinos that same night.
As to cars, the TTS has 26,000 miles, the Kia 23,500.
Nothing major to report, both cars seem to be reliable. The TTS gets closer to the EPA fuel economy ratings than the Optima though (in a good way; advantage Audi). This is bad for business on Kia's part, as I hold gas mileage to be important, and now the trust is forever broken with Kia.
How much off is it? Our Enclave doesn’t get the EPA #s either, but certainly not the cars fault... more heavy right foot.
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I have another one, Shifty. I remember this vividly - one of the few things I do remember from my early boyhood. On a Tuesday night when I was 8 years old, my brother and I were awakened by our parents at 9:30 PM (on school nights we were in bed by 8:00 PM) and were told we were going with my grandpa to Miami that night on an Eastern Airlines Super G Constellation. They had packed our things while we were at school that day. My Mom’s parents lived in Coral Gables (Miami) at the time and grandpa was in New York on a business trip.
My grandpa took us to Idlewild Airport (forerunner of JFK Airport) and we boarded the plane. I remember that our departure was delayed a bit (scheduled for 12:00 midnight) as we were waiting for a passenger to arrive. Back then, Night Flights were less expensive than day flights. We finally took off and during the 4-1/2 hour flight, grandpa took us back to the tail section of the plane which was a lounge in those days. As we entered the lounge, Milton Berle was sitting there smoking his cigar and drinking a cocktail. He shook our hands and gave us each an autographed picture of himself
For those of you old enough to remember his weekly TV program, he was aired live from New York every Tuesday night at 9:00 PM. So he was late for the flight because of the long drive from Manhattan to Idlewild - no interstates back then. Very exciting for both me and my brother.
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